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Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!

Old Oct 24th 2012, 7:40 am
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http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-n...ce-doctor-says

This gives me so much faith in everything....
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Old Oct 24th 2012, 9:00 am
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I read that earlier. And laughed.

Theoretically it is possible, but they'd still have to be pretty much naked and messing around so he/she/they are not exactly innocent.
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Old Oct 24th 2012, 9:17 am
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Did I miss it, but I couldn't see a reference to her nationality. It will be doubly immaculate if the DNA shows him as the father, but still they didn't have sex.
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Old Oct 24th 2012, 9:19 am
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy View Post
Did I miss it, but I couldn't see a reference to her nationality.
"YA, also an Emirati, denied having sex with the teenager, adding that they had broken up before he found out she was pregnant."
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I see her Initials are MM.....Modernday Mary ?!
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I see her Initials are MM.....Modernday Mary ?!
or Mary Magdelen
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Old Oct 24th 2012, 11:45 am
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I see her Initials are MM.....Modernday Mary ?!
Maddie McCann?

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Maddie McCann?

that even made me squirm darling!!
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Old Oct 24th 2012, 12:21 pm
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that even made me squirm darling!!
I did FOUR unsure faces.
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I see her Initials are MM.....Modernday Mary ?!
Madam Medusa?
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I also like this adjacent story:

http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-n...bomb-at-school

This will teach him a lesson:

The boy, AM, was reprimanded for posing a risk to lives and damaging school property, and handed over to the care of his parents.
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>head in hands smilie<
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Wasn't there a recent episode of SVU Special Victims where a teenage couples heavy petting in the hot tub had led to a planned release of the swimmers, and an unplanned entry into the fallopian tubes!! That series has been getting a bit cutting edge with it's topical stories and maybe it saw this one cumming?

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I also like this adjacent story:

http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-n...bomb-at-school

This will teach him a lesson:

The boy, AM, was reprimanded for posing a risk to lives and damaging school property, and handed over to the care of his parents.

It's almost like some people are living in an alternate universe where every other 'fireworks prank' didn't happen.

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