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Autonomy Oct 24th 2012 7:40 am

Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!
 
:blink:

http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-n...ce-doctor-says

This gives me so much faith in everything....

Meow Oct 24th 2012 9:00 am

Re: Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!
 
I read that earlier. And laughed.

Theoretically it is possible, but they'd still have to be pretty much naked and messing around so he/she/they are not exactly innocent.

Bahtatboy Oct 24th 2012 9:17 am

Re: Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!
 
Did I miss it, but I couldn't see a reference to her nationality. It will be doubly immaculate if the DNA shows him as the father, but still they didn't have sex.

mikewot Oct 24th 2012 9:19 am

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 10347024)
Did I miss it, but I couldn't see a reference to her nationality.

"YA, also an Emirati, denied having sex with the teenager, adding that they had broken up before he found out she was pregnant."

britexpat76 Oct 24th 2012 9:26 am

Re: Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!
 
I see her Initials are MM.....Modernday Mary ?!

Theseus Oct 24th 2012 9:31 am

Re: Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10347042)
I see her Initials are MM.....Modernday Mary ?!

or Mary Magdelen :lol:

scrubbedexpat141 Oct 24th 2012 11:45 am

Re: Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10347042)
I see her Initials are MM.....Modernday Mary ?!

Maddie McCann?

:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:

Patsy Stoned Oct 24th 2012 11:46 am

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10347305)
Maddie McCann?

:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:

that even made me squirm darling!!:frown:

scrubbedexpat141 Oct 24th 2012 12:21 pm

Re: Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!
 

Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 10347306)
that even made me squirm darling!!:frown:

I did FOUR unsure faces.

The Dean Oct 25th 2012 5:06 am

Re: Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10347042)
I see her Initials are MM.....Modernday Mary ?!

Madam Medusa?

The Dean Oct 25th 2012 5:13 am

Re: Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!
 
I also like this adjacent story:

http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-n...bomb-at-school

This will teach him a lesson:

The boy, AM, was reprimanded for posing a risk to lives and damaging school property, and handed over to the care of his parents.

kittycat1 Oct 25th 2012 1:12 pm

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>head in hands smilie<

Beakersful Oct 25th 2012 4:42 pm

Re: Praise Be! Immaculate Conception In Oud Metha!
 
Wasn't there a recent episode of SVU Special Victims where a teenage couples heavy petting in the hot tub had led to a planned release of the swimmers, and an unplanned entry into the fallopian tubes!! That series has been getting a bit cutting edge with it's topical stories and maybe it saw this one cumming?


Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10348675)
I also like this adjacent story:

http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-n...bomb-at-school

This will teach him a lesson:

The boy, AM, was reprimanded for posing a risk to lives and damaging school property, and handed over to the care of his parents.


It's almost like some people are living in an alternate universe where every other 'fireworks prank' didn't happen.


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