Originally Posted by Phil125

Kinky is good, death threats is boring - where are you all based ?

Originally Posted by Charismatic

This reminds me of a story I once heard about a chap in London, meets a couple of girls out on the town. Any way they take a shine to him, he is thinking "Wow this is too easy, two girls at once!". So they get back to their hotel room and they undress, he things "This is too easy!". Next they chain him to the radiator with handcuffs and spank him a little, he thinks "This must be the night of my life!". Next they gag him and tell him the'll be back once they find some ice, he thinks "This is amazing! Nothing could possibly ruin this for me".

The girls leave the room and suddenly a man with a big boner, wearing only a batman mask and cape jumps out of the wardrobe and shouts "Suprise!".

Originally Posted by Spugsy

I heard that story first when I was 18....

Originally Posted by Phil125

You dont look dangerous, and why am I suddenly labelled "stalkerboy" just for paying you a compliment ? Isn't this supposed to be a "porn" thread as opposing to burying people under patios and death threats ?

Originally Posted by Phil125

You been on the booze ? You might want to check that spelling

Originally Posted by MataHari

oh...I see the be nice to MataHari spell is over...oh well

Originally Posted by Phil125

Well you never responded to any of my nice compliments.................

Originally Posted by MataHari

you didn't see me blush....

Originally Posted by Phil125

I sure would like to..............

Originally Posted by Phil125

Kinky is good, death threats is boring - where are you all based ?