MissDemeanor

Ive just been reading my daily dose of crap,which today is Now! magazine.
in the problem page is a girl who is asking what she should do because she found her man looking at porn.She felt sick for days,and is really upset.

Personally,I couldnt give a shit...carry on son!
But do alot of women get funny about it?..and why?

Spugsy

christ knows, she felt sick? jesus, how wet is she? fair play if it was some weird stuff, or she wasn't getting owt and all he looked at was porn, but howay man....

MataHari

I think she didn't get wet from it at all...

Sofa No.2

Course she did, the puke was all down the front of her abaya.

MissDemeanor

I think id be more worried if he never looked at porn.

MataHari

there's no porn in the Middle East....

MissDemeanor

but if there was and you found a stack of mags under the other side of the bed,would you be angry?

Sofa No.2

Aha, in that case it must be a typo.............the bloke was vegetarian and was looking at Quorn.

Spugsy

oh I love you...

MataHari

only if the maid had not dusted them off properly....

TGFKASE

Or alcohol, or pork............ err....... hold on a bit......

MataHari

give it to me....harder deeper more yes yes YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MissDemeanor

...I bet Spugsy has got a stack of Hustler under the bed!

MataHari

well...maybe some low quality amateur home made stuff....

TGFKASE

Wouldnt have thought that the mags would have lain around long enough, untouched, to have developed a coating of dust... not with 1 hubby and 2 sons in the house.....