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Bambi in Abu Dhabi Mar 24th 2009 2:11 pm

Pole Dancing
 
I must admit to being somewhat surprised by a new advert in my local Spinneys in ultra-conservative Abu Dhabi for "Pole Dancing Lessons". The text was accompanied by a drawing of a scantily-clad female clinging to a pole by her thighs.

I always felt that learning to pole dance in order to titillate one's spouse was, well, a bit desperate. Nonetheless, I have heard it is good exercise and was wondering if anybody else does it for fitness reasons.

Also, what is it about seeing a girl dance around a pole that turns blokes on? Guys, care to enlighten us?

Spugsy Mar 24th 2009 2:17 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Bambi in Abu Dhabi (Post 7413826)
I must admit to being somewhat surprised by a new advert in my local Spinneys in ultra-conservative Abu Dhabi for "Pole Dancing Lessons". The text was accompanied by a drawing of a scantily-clad female clinging to a pole by her thighs.

I always felt that learning to pole dance in order to titillate one's spouse was, well, a bit desperate. Nonetheless, I have heard it is good exercise and was wondering if anybody else does it for fitness reasons.

Also, what is it about seeing a girl dance around a pole that turns blokes on? Guys, care to enlighten us?

does nowt for me to be honest, I've seen proper pole dancing where they hang by their thighs 20 feet up with their baps out, that was impressive,

but not really sexy like.

Manos De Piedra Mar 24th 2009 3:56 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Bambi in Abu Dhabi (Post 7413826)
I must admit to being somewhat surprised by a new advert in my local Spinneys in ultra-conservative Abu Dhabi for "Pole Dancing Lessons". The text was accompanied by a drawing of a scantily-clad female clinging to a pole by her thighs.

I always felt that learning to pole dance in order to titillate one's spouse was, well, a bit desperate. Nonetheless, I have heard it is good exercise and was wondering if anybody else does it for fitness reasons.

Also, what is it about seeing a girl dance around a pole that turns blokes on? Guys, care to enlighten us?

No it does'nt. My home based business brings me into some "unsavory" clubs a few nights a week..Where I live the girls are allowed to go completely nude-I never understood why strippers dance. They should just sit, maybe get on all fours, do a little posing, or walk around the club and sit on guys laps but whats with the dancing? Dancing has nothing to do with sex and arousing men. Sometimes I'll see one gyrating like crazy and flappin her arms and everything and it's like "lets sit somewhere else, she's driving me crazy"

DaWarrior Mar 24th 2009 4:32 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Bambi in Abu Dhabi (Post 7413826)
I must admit to being somewhat surprised by a new advert in my local Spinneys in ultra-conservative Abu Dhabi for "Pole Dancing Lessons". The text was accompanied by a drawing of a scantily-clad female clinging to a pole by her thighs.

I always felt that learning to pole dance in order to titillate one's spouse was, well, a bit desperate. Nonetheless, I have heard it is good exercise and was wondering if anybody else does it for fitness reasons.

Also, what is it about seeing a girl dance around a pole that turns blokes on? Guys, care to enlighten us?

Dance poles aren't really needed to turn blokes on. All you need is a stark nekkid pretty chick with curves to die for.

Got some friends who did pole dancing back home as a form of exercise and to loosen up those hips and thighs for God knows what.

Roadking Mar 24th 2009 4:35 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by DaWarrior (Post 7414318)
Dance poles aren't really needed to turn blokes on. All you need is a stark nekkid pretty chick with curves to die for.

Got some friends who did pole dancing back home as a form of exercise and to loosen up those hips and thighs for God knows what.

Gods not the only one who knows what for...:sneaky:

Manos De Piedra Mar 24th 2009 5:03 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 
Unless your from the Kingdom of Tonga or something dancing has nothing to do with sex.

shakh your bootie Mar 24th 2009 5:13 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Manos De Piedra (Post 7414455)
Unless your from the Kingdom of Tonga or something dancing has nothing to do with sex.

Ah. So it's not a mating ritual then?

MataHari Mar 24th 2009 5:19 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 7414496)
Ah. So it's not a mating ritual then?

if that was the case, Great Brittain would no longer have people in it...I have never seen a British guy that can dance...

shakh your bootie Mar 24th 2009 5:22 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7414525)
if that was the case, Great Brittain would no longer have people in it...I have never seen a British guy that can dance...

I've never met a British girl who can ..... oh, never mind.

Manos De Piedra Mar 24th 2009 5:29 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7414525)
if that was the case, Great Brittain would no longer have people in it...I have never seen a British guy that can dance...



LOL

Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:29 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 
The desperate measures some people take just to grab attention in a flailing relationship...

Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:30 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Manos De Piedra (Post 7414561)
LOL

You have shit all over your nose...

Manos De Piedra Mar 24th 2009 5:37 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7414567)
You have shit all over your nose...

It smells like rose petals

Confucius Mar 24th 2009 5:41 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Manos De Piedra (Post 7414596)
It smells like rose petals

Dry the brown stuff up and use it as opium...

Blue Cat Mar 24th 2009 8:15 pm

Re: Pole Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Bambi in Abu Dhabi (Post 7413826)
I must admit to being somewhat surprised by a new advert in my local Spinneys in ultra-conservative Abu Dhabi for "Pole Dancing Lessons". The text was accompanied by a drawing of a scantily-clad female clinging to a pole by her thighs.

I always felt that learning to pole dance in order to titillate one's spouse was, well, a bit desperate. Nonetheless, I have heard it is good exercise and was wondering if anybody else does it for fitness reasons.

Also, what is it about seeing a girl dance around a pole that turns blokes on? Guys, care to enlighten us?

Sharanis Spa used to offer this ;)


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