A poem..............
The missus bought a Paperback
...down Shepton, Saturday, I had a look inside her bag; .......T'was "fifty shades of grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread….. In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; ..... She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said .....I am the dominator !! Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one"!! Well readers, I can't tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of Grey. |
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I'm really pissed off with all this 50 Shades nonsense. Nobody believes that my collection pre-dates the book, they all accuse me of just jumping on the bandwagon. :frown:
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Re: A poem..............
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
(Post 10380228)
I'm really pissed off with all this 50 Shades nonsense. Nobody believes that my collection pre-dates the book, they all accuse me of just jumping on the bandwagon. :frown:
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That was just beautiful, I'm welling up.
Thank you for my morning giggle. |
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Brilliant. Did you write that, Dean
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That is brilliant. Thank you Dean.
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