Confucius

Right...
Dears
I just emptied my PM box and got it down from 942 to 140 messages...
Feel free to send me your love letters ASAP...

Confucius

Dears???!!!
As if it is a Jordanian writing this...

Madam Medusa

ohh, sort out my box while you've got all this spare time on your hands will you...

MM, xx

Confucius

Ohhhh grandma...What a big box you have...

The Dean

I hereby declare that this thread may only continue if each post contains more smut, double entendres or sexual innuendo than the previous post.

And by the way - I haven't put anything into Medusa's box recently........ not even the contents of my floppy......

Madam Medusa

yeah, but it's full, which is why it needs sorting...

MM, xx

Confucius

Shall I do it while you are standing up or sitting down???

Confucius

Ohhh...I'm not wearing any knickers...

Madam Medusa

ohh i'll be standing...you will need to sit at my computer chair while you do it, non...?

MM, xx

Madam Medusa

oh dear...now that mental image is going to stay with me for the rest of the day...

MM, xx

Confucius

Of course...If that rocks your boat...

Confucius

Naughty image...Is it not...

Madam Medusa

nope...that's not quite the image i've got...

MM, xx

Confucius

That's a shame...You would've finished yourself in mere seconds...

Madam Medusa

well i've only just about stopped laughing...

MM, xx