britexpat76

My 1st thought was no one uses condoms??? Then realised as it was Mumsnet that's probably the reason why they are posting there..........

My thoughts are if you have done the job properly you cannot walk

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_...unk-your-penis

I stole this from someone on FB before anyone wonders why I was strolling in that side of the Internet.....

OleJanx

"Our drinking water is in a sports bottle..."

Just as well!

Meow

"Grab your beaker, you've pulled!"





Christmas gifts sorted now.

britexpat76

A man after sex was quite silly
Grabbed a beaker and dunked in his willy
He found her false teeth
In the water beneath
And now they've renamed him Jilly.

weasel decentral

I'd have to do a handstand to dunk my penis in a beaker after sex.

He should just wipe it on the curtains like any normal man.

Beakersful

?!?! She swore she'd never discuss this online

The Dean

I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?

That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.

You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.

kittycat1

this had me howling this morning- genius!

scrubbedexpat141

I can empty a pint glass. No bollocks, just shaft.

flares

Gonna stick with Apple Bobbing this Halloween if you don't mind

redShark

Speaking of beakers and private parts, religious Muslim men in Europe are quite familiar with these kinds of apparatus. May be you didn’t know, but for a Muslim person to do his daily prayers, his cloths must be spotless of any substance that comes out of the private parts. That means every time a Muslim does a pee he has to wash his willy with water after wards. The problem with the public toilets in Europe is that their cubicles do not have tap water for a person to do the proper wash up which means that if someone wants to wash his willy he has to endure the embarrassment of stepping out onto the area where the sinks are located and do the willy wash up in front of the everyone. So what the religious Muslims do when they are at work or in a public place is they always keep in handy a small beaker, a disposable plastic cup for example that they can use after a pee

Beakersful

I see a market for disposable cleaning receptables like Optrex eye baths.

Dorothy

You already have the username for it.

Kim67

In Australia they use red wine:

"Australian ethics committee head Peter Dowling has stood down after it was reported that he sent a number of explicit sexts and images to his mistress, including a selfie of his penis in a glass of red wine."

http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/06/austra...-wine-3913611/

Sandboy

I use a shot glass