Pearls of wisdom
 

I'm sure with so many all knowing people on here you must have all been given some very wise words along the way, so whats the best advice you've ever been given and did you listen to it?

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Do one thing at a time, and do it as if your life depended on it.

I try to follow it, and succeed usually.

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You can't change yesterday but you can change tomorrow :)

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Don't do it!!!!!!!

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I don't care what you do or who you do it with, but If I have a mother come to this house telling me your son has made my daughter pregnant your dead.

My sex education from Dad, aged 12.

24 years on still remember it and still childless!

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The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.

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Dont eat yellow snow!

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" Don't be a man at night and a boy in the morning "

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Back away, fatty

(on my fridge in UK)

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don't yawn whilst spraying on underarm deodorant

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Never defend nor deny.

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Never turn down sex, no man ever said on his deathbed that he wished he had less sex.

unless his death was caused by sex of course

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Just follow the man in the chicken suit, he knows his way to the finish line!
I tried to follow the advice but my feathered friend was way too fast for me!

(When competing in a 10k)

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The cream of today is the cheese of tomorrow.

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Don't complain, never explain.