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Old Jul 21st 2012, 9:15 am
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You cannot polish a turd.

I use that at least once a week.
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Old Jul 21st 2012, 9:23 am
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
You cannot polish a turd.

I use that at least once a week.
Black Country Expression about someone mean; "He'd skin a turd for a farthin!"
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Old Jul 21st 2012, 9:34 am
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An old Yorkshire saying..........

'If you ever do owt for nowt, make sure you do it for thissen!'
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Old Jul 21st 2012, 9:51 am
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate your mind on the present moment.


As much as I try and take this advice,I never can.

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Old Jul 21st 2012, 10:06 am
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Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate your mind on the present moment.


As much as I try and take this advice,I never can.
You need therapy!
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Old Jul 21st 2012, 10:10 am
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
You cannot polish a turd.
http://www.howtocleanstuff.net/how-to-polish-a-turd/

Here you are darling and a nice picture too
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Old Jul 21st 2012, 10:11 am
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
http://www.howtocleanstuff.net/how-to-polish-a-turd/

Here you are darling and a nice picture too
Was that supposed to be amusing? - Darling?
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Old Jul 21st 2012, 10:13 am
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Originally Posted by jackthehat
Was that supposed to be amusing? - Darling?
go away... you tedious little man
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Old Jul 21st 2012, 10:14 am
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
go away... you tedious little man
Well you started the 'Flaming' Darling! Maybe I might have to report you to Chuck Hoover - The Grand Panjandrum of BE!

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Old Jul 21st 2012, 10:31 am
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Originally Posted by jackthehat
You need therapy!
And im sure that advice is from experience?
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Old Jul 21st 2012, 10:32 am
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Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
And im sure that advice is from experience?
Well from past experience here! - Darling! Drop me a PM and i will tell you who Chuck Hoover is, and the origins of the Website! - it is a rather tedious story!

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Old Jul 21st 2012, 10:42 am
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Originally Posted by jackthehat
Well from past experience here! - Darling! Drop me a PM and i will tell you who Chuck Hoover is, and the origins of the Website!
Thankyou for the invitation,but I have plenty of 'past experience' here.And if I were you I would drop the Darling.It doesnt suit you.
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Old Jul 21st 2012, 10:46 am
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Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
Thankyou for the invitation,but I have plenty of 'past experience' here.And if I were you I would drop the Darling.It doesnt suit you.
No problem 'Daragoya Princessa'
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Originally Posted by jackthehat
No problem 'Daragoya Princessa'
If I didnt know any better I would say that sounds like fighting talk.
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Old Jul 21st 2012, 11:50 am
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
You cannot polish a turd.
No but you can cover it in glitter.
Although mythbusters covered this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI
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