Pearls of wisdom
Jul 19th 2012, 11:57 am
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Pearls of wisdom
I'm sure with so many all knowing people on here you must have all been given some very wise words along the way, so whats the best advice you've ever been given and did you listen to it?
Jul 19th 2012, 12:01 pm
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Hit 16's
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
Do one thing at a time, and do it as if your life depended on it.
I try to follow it, and succeed usually.
I try to follow it, and succeed usually.
Jul 19th 2012, 12:05 pm
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Concierge
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
You can't change yesterday but you can change tomorrow 
Jul 19th 2012, 12:07 pm
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Nothing doin' here
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
Don't do it!!!!!!!
Jul 19th 2012, 12:07 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
I don't care what you do or who you do it with, but If I have a mother come to this house telling me your son has made my daughter pregnant your dead.
My sex education from Dad, aged 12.
24 years on still remember it and still childless!
My sex education from Dad, aged 12.
24 years on still remember it and still childless!
Jul 19th 2012, 12:09 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
Jul 19th 2012, 12:20 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
Dont eat yellow snow!
Jul 19th 2012, 12:23 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
" Don't be a man at night and a boy in the morning "
Jul 19th 2012, 12:28 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
Back away, fatty
(on my fridge in UK)
(on my fridge in UK)
Jul 19th 2012, 1:52 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
don't yawn whilst spraying on underarm deodorant
Jul 19th 2012, 1:54 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
Never defend nor deny.
Jul 19th 2012, 2:29 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
Never turn down sex, no man ever said on his deathbed that he wished he had less sex.
unless his death was caused by sex of course
unless his death was caused by sex of course
Jul 19th 2012, 6:00 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
Just follow the man in the chicken suit, he knows his way to the finish line!
I tried to follow the advice but my feathered friend was way too fast for me!
(When competing in a 10k)
I tried to follow the advice but my feathered friend was way too fast for me!
(When competing in a 10k)
Jul 19th 2012, 6:33 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
The cream of today is the cheese of tomorrow.
Jul 19th 2012, 6:38 pm
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
Don't complain, never explain.