In other news, the guest and the hose....
Nov 13th 2013, 11:06 am
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Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
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Nov 14th 2013, 8:23 am
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Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
I did a classic not long ago, Indian feller somewhere wanted to shake hands, I went to and then looked at him and said "oh actually, I've just washed my hands" and pulled out the shake.
My intentions were; my hands are still a bit wet and I don't want you to have to wipe your hands on your trousers because I haven't dried mine properly.
My intentions probably looked like: I'm not shaking hands with you, you dirty unwashed peasant.
Oops.
My intentions were; my hands are still a bit wet and I don't want you to have to wipe your hands on your trousers because I haven't dried mine properly.
My intentions probably looked like: I'm not shaking hands with you, you dirty unwashed peasant.
Oops.
Nov 14th 2013, 6:16 pm
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Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
Being from Yorkshire, I have to ask, "Did he get the car?"
