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In other news, the guest and the hose....
Sometimes you just couldn't make it up.
Anyone else from Yorkshire? Metro Q the jokes.... A hotel guest emerged naked from a storage cupboard of a Premier Inn with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom. ‘Hassan (Nightwatchman) then watched CCTV showing the defendant coming out of a storage cupboard, naked and urinating on the lift door. The defendant could also be seen on CCTV placing a fire extinguisher hose and masturbating at the same time. Hassan called the police.’ Joseph Small again urinated in front of tourists, shouting: ‘I come from Sheffield in England.’ |
Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
That's 'high jinks'...nothing more
Bloody uptight night watchmen |
Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
How about in today's 7 days.
Threatening him and committing an indecent act by shaking his hand in a perverted way. |
Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
Originally Posted by Kix
(Post 10988847)
How about in today's 7 days.
How crazy is this country? Indecent act by not shaking hands in a manly fashion? Could you really make this up? |
Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
Originally Posted by Kix
(Post 10988847)
How crazy is this country? Indecent act by not shaking hands in a manly fashion? Could you really make this up?
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Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 10988851)
now, I wouldn't go to the police for it, but I have always totally hated it when someone did that, wtf...
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Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
Originally Posted by mikewot
(Post 10988854)
Maybe he was a mason?
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Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 10988851)
now, I wouldn't go to the police for it, but I have always totally hated it when someone did that, wtf...
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Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 10988939)
Do YOU shake hands in a 'manly' fashion? :huh:
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Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
Shit handshakes are poor but what can you do? Judge someone because of it...I do.
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Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 10988952)
Shit handshakes are poor but what can you do? Judge someone because of it...I do.
A question on protocol--if you don't get your hand in fully, so that the other person just ends up holding your fingers, do you pull out and start again, or just live with it? And if you pull out, what do you say? I've tried a simple "Sorry, let's try that again" which seems to be ok. |
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
(Post 10988993)
There is a cultural difference, though. Asians in particular don't get a firm grasp, but I find that most Arabs have the same concept as us. The new PM for one of our subbies has the limpest, wettest (ugh), most lifeless handshake ever, and although I did my best to give him the benefit of the doubt when first meeting him, his performance has mirrored his handshake precisely.
A question on protocol--if you don't get your hand in fully, so that the other person just ends up holding your fingers, do you pull out and start again, or just live with it? And if you pull out, what do you say? I've tried a simple "Sorry, let's try that again" which seems to be ok. Depends on who it's with, if it was you I'd say "oh, that was poor, I'll try again". If someone I didn't know I'd just get through the business and make sure the parting handshake is a good solid one. |
Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
I prefer to not touch them.
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Re: In other news, the guest and the hose....
Originally Posted by Millhouse
(Post 10989062)
I prefer to not touch them.
My intentions were; my hands are still a bit wet and I don't want you to have to wipe your hands on your trousers because I haven't dried mine properly. My intentions probably looked like: I'm not shaking hands with you, you dirty unwashed peasant. Oops. |
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