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mentalist Apr 25th 2013 12:48 pm

One For the Ladies
 
So are these guys really too handsome for KSA? What do you think?
http://en-maktoob.news.yahoo.com/blo...082225927.html

Ethos83 Apr 25th 2013 12:54 pm

Re: One For the Ladies
 
Were they deported for being too handsome or for being too obviously flaming gay?

Meow Apr 25th 2013 1:01 pm

Re: One For the Ladies
 
They are all wearing more make up than I am!

The top two have obviously been practicing the Victoria Beckham/Keira Knightly pout for the cameras.



EDIT - I now see it's the same chap. Seems those magazine articles were right. You can change your whole look by altering your make up...

Alexa Apr 25th 2013 1:07 pm

Re: One For the Ladies
 
Don't see any danger for the ladies there unless they were going to take make up lessons..I supposes the Muttaween did not want to deal with the competition...:P

kittycat1 Apr 25th 2013 1:30 pm

Re: One For the Ladies
 
Handsome to me implies rugged manliness not designer stubble and eyeliner

Meow Apr 25th 2013 1:43 pm

Re: One For the Ladies
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 10677939)
Handsome to me implies rugged manliness not designer stubble and eyeliner

Quite. This is not the 1980s...

britexpat76 Apr 25th 2013 1:58 pm

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 10677939)
Handsome to me implies rugged manliness not designer stubble and eyeliner

Guyliner you mean...........Its all the rage apparently.

kittycat1 Apr 25th 2013 1:58 pm

Re: One For the Ladies
 
Just thinking, perhaps they could offer the poor chap an abaya, shayla and veil? cover his pretty face up so he doesn't tempt any demons.

kittycat1 Apr 25th 2013 1:59 pm

Re: One For the Ladies
 
britexpat- do you wear it?

britexpat76 Apr 25th 2013 2:01 pm

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 10678008)
britexpat- do you wear it?

No. Does having your eyelashes tinted fall in the same category as guyliner?

Ronnie Biggs Apr 26th 2013 6:38 am

Re: One For the Ladies
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10678014)
No. Does having your eyelashes tinted fall in the same category as guyliner?

Yes. Possibly costs you even more man points.

kittycat1 Apr 26th 2013 7:34 am

Re: One For the Ladies
 
britexpat- yes I'm afraid so.

Mens beauty- acceptable behaviour
Washing face with soap and water (nothing fancy- spot cream is acceptable)
Moisturising
Showering (baths on special occasions or after a particularly strenuous day)
Wearing deodorant
Washing hair- 2 minute time allowance for this max- conditioner is not acceptable
Getting hair cut- 5-10 minute time allowance
Shaving/beard trimming (this does not include designer beards)
Wearing aftershave
Getting rid of monobrow
Back waxing (and any other areas that are over hairy)
Trimming nails/cleaning fingernails
Applying sun cream
Occasional massage but really should only be done for sports injuries


Mens Beauty- NOT acceptable on straight men
Wearing make up
Eyebrow/eyelash tinting- possible get out of jail card for Albinos/redheads
Getting a manicure/Pedicure- Pedicure is only acceptable if your feet look like hobbits feet
Wearing make up
Designer beards/stubble
Leg waxing (some sports activities make this just about acceptable ish)
Wearing make up
Fake tanning (OMG) creams and sunbeds are both banned
Long hair/wearing a ponytail - anthony kiedis is the only exception to this rule
Using curlers/straightners
Long nails/wearing nail varnish
Taking longer than 5 minutes to get ready (excluding shower time)
Having facials
Wearing make up

The Dean Apr 26th 2013 7:41 am

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 10679167)
britexpat- yes I'm afraid so.

Mens beauty- acceptable behaviour
Washing face with soap and water (nothing fancy- spot cream is acceptable)
Moisturising
Showering (baths on special occasions or after a particularly strenuous day)
Wearing deodorant
Washing hair- 2 minute time allowance for this max- conditioner is not acceptable
Getting hair cut- 5-10 minute time allowance
Shaving/beard trimming (this does not include designer beards)
Wearing aftershave
Getting rid of monobrow
Back waxing (and any other areas that are over hairy)
Trimming nails/cleaning fingernails
Applying sun cream
Occasional massage but really should only be done for sports injuries


Mens Beauty- NOT acceptable on straight men
Wearing make up
Eyebrow/eyelash tinting- possible get out of jail card for Albinos/redheads
Getting a manicure/Pedicure- Pedicure is only acceptable if your feet look like hobbits feet
Wearing make up
Designer beards/stubble
Leg waxing (some sports activities make this just about acceptable ish)
Wearing make up
Fake tanning (OMG) creams and sunbeds are both banned
Long hair/wearing a ponytail - anthony kiedis is the only exception to this rule
Using curlers/straightners
Long nails/wearing nail varnish
Taking longer than 5 minutes to get ready (excluding shower time)
Wearing make up

Most of those are not acceptable on gay men either............

britexpat76 Apr 26th 2013 7:42 am

Re: One For the Ladies
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 10679167)
britexpat- yes I'm afraid so.

Mens beauty- acceptable behaviour
Washing face with soap and water (nothing fancy- spot cream is acceptable)
Moisturising
Showering (baths on special occasions or after a particularly strenuous day)
Wearing deodorant
Washing hair- 2 minute time allowance for this max- conditioner is not acceptable
Getting hair cut- 5-10 minute time allowance
Shaving/beard trimming (this does not include designer beards)
Wearing aftershave
Getting rid of monobrow
Back waxing (and any other areas that are over hairy)
Trimming nails/cleaning fingernails
Applying sun cream
Occasional massage but really should only be done for sports injuries


Mens Beauty- NOT acceptable on straight men
Wearing make up
Eyebrow/eyelash tinting- possible get out of jail card for Albinos/redheads
Getting a manicure/Pedicure- Pedicure is only acceptable if your feet look like hobbits feet
Wearing make up
Designer beards/stubble
Leg waxing (some sports activities make this just about acceptable ish)
Wearing make up
Fake tanning (OMG) creams and sunbeds are both banned
Long hair/wearing a ponytail - anthony kiedis is the only exception to this rule
Using curlers/straightners
Long nails/wearing nail varnish
Taking longer than 5 minutes to get ready (excluding shower time)
Wearing make up

Hmmm, do you make any further allowances for metrosexuals?

kittycat1 Apr 26th 2013 7:48 am

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Britexpat- metrosexuals- personally i think they should all be sent on some army training and butch up! Men having facials... something so so wrong with that!


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