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Old Jan 21st 2013, 6:35 am
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This is the classic stereotype. The beefy skinhead. How true is this, really?
"The Beefy Skinhead"?? You mean that BNP-filled pub near Millwall's stadium........?
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Gentlemen,

After reading how cut throat you hiring and firing folk are when skimming through CV's, I was wondering what you look for in those first few seconds that encourages you to read on and not delete it straight away...any pointers would be grand!
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Old Jan 21st 2013, 7:19 am
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It may still help to be related to the boss.
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Old Jan 21st 2013, 7:33 am
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Ach well, better get tracing the family tree...see if I've got a 3rd cousin in some far off land that can sort me out!
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Gentlemen,

After reading how cut throat you hiring and firing folk are when skimming through CV's, I was wondering what you look for in those first few seconds that encourages you to read on and not delete it straight away...any pointers would be grand!
Cheers.

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Qualifications (and the year graduated)
Who you've worked for
How long
What projects / type of work / experience.

In that order.
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Originally Posted by Scamp
Qualifications (and the year graduated)
Who you've worked for
How long
What projects / type of work / experience.

In that order.
Thanks, think a re-shuffle of my CV is in order then! So the Personal Profile bit, with the usual 'selling yourself' and how great we all are at everything...is that necessary? Or is straight forward facts and figures the way to go? Also, photo or no photo? I read a thread on here that said it was quite common in the Middle East...
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Thanks, think a re-shuffle of my CV is in order then! So the Personal Profile bit, with the usual 'selling yourself' and how great we all are at everything...is that necessary? Or is straight forward facts and figures the way to go? Also, photo or no photo? I read a thread on here that said it was quite common in the Middle East...
Cheers,
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I've never read that shit about anyone, but I've got it on my CV...just in case someone does read it.

I say the same to everyone; make it clear, easy to understand and read and don't listen to what everyone tells you about CVs. The whole world is an expert because they've all got one and like their own, but at least half are ****ing horrific.
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Hobbies eh? What are the giveaways?
An interest in musical theatre.
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An interest in musical theatre.
Uh.Oh.
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I'm guessing there'd also be a Berlin Wall between "Volunteering in the community" and "Community activism" (Because of the dreaded "a" word)
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Originally Posted by Meow
An interest in musical theatre.
That's a relatively small subset. I hate musical theatre (even more than I hate theatre in general) as do most of my, um, family friends. Though that might be because we're too busy knocking back pints down the Beefy Skinhead acting ultra-butch, spitting in the sawdust, playing aggressive pool/darts and scratching our arses while belching...(to Kylie music).
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That's a relatively small subset. I hate musical theatre (even more than I hate theatre in general) as do most of my, um, family friends. Though that might be because we're too busy knocking back pints down the Beefy Skinhead acting ultra-butch, spitting in the sawdust, playing aggressive pool/darts and scratching our arses while belching...(to Kylie music).
forgive the (genuine) question here... but in these sort of places, do fights break out?
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Originally Posted by Miss Anne Thrope
That's a relatively small subset. I hate musical theatre (even more than I hate theatre in general) as do most of my, um, family friends. Though that might be because we're too busy knocking back pints down the Beefy Skinhead acting ultra-butch, spitting in the sawdust, playing aggressive pool/darts and scratching our arses while belching...(to Kylie music).
The Underground is a gay bar? i thought it was just Liverpool fans.
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forgive the (genuine) question here... but in these sort of places, do fights break out?
Don't worry I am sure they won't pick on you
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Originally Posted by Millhouse
forgive the (genuine) question here... but in these sort of places, do fights break out?
Mainly when the lesbians are in...

Look, ok, that's enough now. I'm refusing to be drawn into any more random stereotyping.
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