One For The Gals!
Mar 9th 2008, 11:37 am
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One For The Gals!
Its time we had our say!......
Becoming A Real Man
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY, BECOMING A REAL MAN. That’s right, in just six quarters, you too can be a real man.
The program outline:
FIRST YEAR Fall Schedule
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS- Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response To Getting In At 4AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn’t End With Conception
MEN 113 Get A Life, Learn To Cook
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You’re Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers
SECOND YEAR Fall Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take A Shower
MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest - You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting @#%~&*! From Your Vocabulary
MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay
Becoming A Real Man
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY, BECOMING A REAL MAN. That’s right, in just six quarters, you too can be a real man.
The program outline:
FIRST YEAR Fall Schedule
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS- Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response To Getting In At 4AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn’t End With Conception
MEN 113 Get A Life, Learn To Cook
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You’re Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers
SECOND YEAR Fall Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take A Shower
MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest - You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting @#%~&*! From Your Vocabulary
MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay
Mar 9th 2008, 6:35 pm
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Re: One For The Gals!
I look forward to asking to see qualifications i.e the degree, before dating 
Mar 9th 2008, 6:40 pm
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Re: One For The Gals!
didn't understand a word of it.
Mar 10th 2008, 6:53 am
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Mar 10th 2008, 7:00 am
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Re: One For The Gals!
Yeah, and I wonder why I'm single....
Mar 10th 2008, 7:03 am
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Re: One For The Gals!
Mar 10th 2008, 7:05 am
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