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Its time we had our say!......

Becoming A Real Man
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY, BECOMING A REAL MAN. That’s right, in just six quarters, you too can be a real man.

The program outline:

FIRST YEAR Fall Schedule

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity

MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework

MEN 103 PMS- Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response To Getting In At 4AM

MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn’t End With Conception

MEN 113 Get A Life, Learn To Cook

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You’re Wrong

MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex

MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers

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SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take A Shower

MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

MEN 212 You Too, Can Be A Designated Driver

MEN 213 Honest - You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting @#%~&*! From Your Vocabulary

MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions

MEN 223 Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay
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I look forward to asking to see qualifications i.e the degree, before dating
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didn't understand a word of it.
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didn't understand a word of it.
didnt think you would somehow.
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didnt think you would somehow.
how well you know me
and why aint you coming to the quiz. has he locked you in whilst he's away?
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how well you know me
and why aint you coming to the quiz. has he locked you in whilst he's away?
Locked in and chained up with nothing but bread and water.
And you all thought I was the mean one.
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Locked in and chained up with nothing but bread and water.
And you all thought I was the mean one.
It's just his gentle way of helping you lose weight.....
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Locked in and chained up with nothing but bread and water.
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You are lucky...we have to get up before we go to bed and lick road clean with our tongues.
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It's just his gentle way of helping you lose weight.....
Oh great...you really know how to make a girl feel better.
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You are lucky...we have to get up before we go to bed and lick road clean with our tongues.
LOL, that's from a Derek & Clive sketch, isn't it???? Achingly funny, those two...

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Oh great...you really know how to make a girl feel better.
Yeah, and I wonder why I'm single....
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Locked in and chained up with nothing but bread and water.
And you all thought I was the mean one.
he left you some bread!
what a soppy git!
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LOL, that's from a Derek & Clive sketch, isn't it???? Achingly funny, those two...



Yeah, and I wonder why I'm single....

I am sat here,hardly able to breathe and on anti-biotics...contaminated with some sort of weird mixture of SF and Inses man germs..pigs.
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I am sat here,hardly able to breathe and on anti-biotics...contaminated with some sort of weird mixture of SF and Inses man germs..pigs.


You guys bin spit-roastin'??????????

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You guys bin spit-roastin'??????????


In their dreams!!!
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You guys bin spit-roastin'??????????

in fact,they both probably think its a form of BBQing!
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