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Old May 11th 2010, 5:42 am
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Bwahahaha! Oh Man RoadKing. How inappropriate of you. What were you thinking?


Embarassiiiing!


Don't worry little buddy, in 20 or 30 years nobodies gonna remember any of this.
They have a swinging club right down the road from me- Couples only-What do you even say to your girlfriend on the way home from one of those places?

Me: Wow that was fun honey
Girlfriend: Yeah
Me: That black guy was really givin it to you good huh?
Girlfriend: Yeah, he sure was
Me: And you really seemed to enjoy it
Girlfriend: Oh yes I did, when are we going back?
Me: Never
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Old May 11th 2010, 6:43 am
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Default Re: oh, and as for swingersparties...

Originally Posted by Pet Stain
They have a swinging club right down the road from me- Couples only-What do you even say to your girlfriend on the way home from one of those places?

Me: Wow that was fun honey
Girlfriend: Yeah
Me: That black guy was really givin it to you good huh?
Girlfriend: Yeah, he sure was
Me: And you really seemed to enjoy it
Girlfriend: Oh yes I did, when are we going back?
Me: Never
Oh, that party.

Yea I remember..............
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Old May 11th 2010, 7:43 am
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They have a swinging club right down the road from me- Couples only-What do you even say to your girlfriend on the way home from one of those places?

Me: Wow that was fun honey
Girlfriend: Yeah
Me: That black guy was really givin it to you good huh?
Girlfriend: Yeah, he sure was
Me: And you really seemed to enjoy it
Girlfriend: Oh yes I did, when are we going back?
Me: Never
Erm you are forgetting that women are clever and manipulative; conversation would go as follows;

Me: Wow that was fun honey
Girlfriend: Yeah but not as much fun as just us
Me: That black guy was really givin it to you good huh?
Girlfriend: Yeah, he sure was but he wasn't as good as you pumpkin
Me: And you really seemed to enjoy it
Girlfriend: Well yes but only coz I knew you were watching- would you like to go back some time, there were loads of girls checking you out?
Me- YES[/QUOTE]

and BINGO, she gets what she wants!
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Old May 11th 2010, 9:32 am
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Originally Posted by kittycat1
Erm you are forgetting that women are clever and manipulative; conversation would go as follows;

Me: Wow that was fun honey
Girlfriend: Yeah but not as much fun as just us
Me: That black guy was really givin it to you good huh?
Girlfriend: Yeah, he sure was but he wasn't as good as you pumpkin
Me: And you really seemed to enjoy it
Girlfriend: Well yes but only coz I knew you were watching- would you like to go back some time, there were loads of girls checking you out?
Me- YES
and BINGO, she gets what she wants![/QUOTE]
or
commander: Wow that was fun honey
commanders wife: That black guy was really givin it to you good huh?
commander: Yeah, he sure was
commanders wife: And you really seemed to enjoy it
etc etc
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Old May 11th 2010, 12:28 pm
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Two Irish couples I know decided to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy asked Mick "I wonder how the girls are getting on".
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