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All American May 10th 2011 4:30 pm

Off-topic, sad, loser troll posts from another thread.
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 9348345)
Oiiiii Ditchie, have a great day !

You beat me to it in 2009 Bagel- I got you last year, but good luck beating me to it next year..I'll be hitting the "Happy Birthday Matahari!" SUBMIT key at 12:00:01 on May 7 2012.

And btw- I don't know nothing about you other than you make dumb posts and look like Phil Donahue but thats enough to know that you aren't man enough for Mata Hari, so you need to step back when i'm around....Mate

BangleMan May 10th 2011 5:21 pm

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by All American (Post 9356575)
You beat me to it in 2009 Bagel- I got you last year, but good luck beating me to it next year..I'll be hitting the "Happy Birthday Matahari!" SUBMIT key at 12:00:01 on May 7 2012.

And btw- I don't know nothing about you other than you make dumb posts and look like Phil Donahue but thats enough to know that you aren't man enough for Mata Hari, so you need to step back when i'm around....Mate

Oh good, Im 2-1 up then !

You are right, you dont know anything about me, but if you did Im sure we would be best mates.....you have no idea how I yearn for a friend from the USA (cos everyone loves Americans eh !), and one who posts on BE, gets banned, logs on with a different user name, gets banned, logs on with a different user names, gets banned....come on you get the gist of where Im going here

I long for a lonely, sad and pathetic loser like yourself as a friend, I'm visualising the duct tape over your mouth, the little chubby guy sat behind a pc in a pair of piss stained Y fronts, trying hard to pull one off, and I can almost share the frustration you must feel when it keeps slipping out of your thumb and forefinger

Lets be friends eh....pleeeaseee

kittycat1 May 10th 2011 5:32 pm

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 
:rofl: @ bangleman

Blue Cat May 10th 2011 5:36 pm

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 9356660)
Oh good, Im 2-1 up then !

You are right, you dont know anything about me, but if you did Im sure we would be best mates.....you have no idea how I yearn for a friend from the USA (cos everyone loves Americans eh !), and one who posts on BE, gets banned, logs on with a different user name, gets banned, logs on with a different user names, gets banned....come on you get the gist of where Im going here

I long for a lonely, sad and pathetic loser like yourself as a friend, I'm visualising the duct tape over your mouth, the little chubby guy sat behind a pc in a pair of piss stained Y fronts, trying hard to pull one off, and I can almost share the frustration you must feel when it keeps slipping out of your thumb and forefinger

Lets be friends eh....pleeeaseee

welcome back :rofl:

The Dean May 10th 2011 5:56 pm

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 9356660)
Oh good, Im 2-1 up then !

You are right, you dont know anything about me, but if you did Im sure we would be best mates.....you have no idea how I yearn for a friend from the USA (cos everyone loves Americans eh !), and one who posts on BE, gets banned, logs on with a different user name, gets banned, logs on with a different user names, gets banned....come on you get the gist of where Im going here

I long for a lonely, sad and pathetic loser like yourself as a friend, I'm visualising the duct tape over your mouth, the little chubby guy sat behind a pc in a pair of piss stained Y fronts, trying hard to pull one off, and I can almost share the frustration you must feel when it keeps slipping out of your thumb and forefinger Lets be friends eh....pleeeaseee

I fit that description............

God Save The Queen May 11th 2011 1:25 am

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 9356660)
Oh good, Im 2-1 up then !

You are right, you dont know anything about me, but if you did Im sure we would be best mates.....you have no idea how I yearn for a friend from the USA (cos everyone loves Americans eh !), and one who posts on BE, gets banned, logs on with a different user name, gets banned, logs on with a different user names, gets banned....come on you get the gist of where Im going here

I long for a lonely, sad and pathetic loser like yourself as a friend, I'm visualising the duct tape over your mouth, the little chubby guy sat behind a pc in a pair of piss stained Y fronts, trying hard to pull one off, and I can almost share the frustration you must feel when it keeps slipping out of your thumb and forefinger

Lets be friends eh....pleeeaseee


Oh how juvenile- Don't get your feelings hurt BagelMan. I'm just telling you that I'm here. I'm here and i'm not goin away, and nothing- especially not a gaggle of fussbudget message board moderators are gonna keep me away from her. I'm here and that means you got no chance.


Attention Mods- Can you hold off on banning me until this discussion with Bagelman plays out? Then feel free

God Save The Queen May 11th 2011 1:53 am

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 
yep- I thought that would shut you up Bagel

I don't care what you do when i'm not around, but when i'm on here, you need to disappear or risk message board assualt the likes of which you've never seen. Ask Sprugley- He called her "my pet" once and i've been on him like white on rice ever since. Now he goes and hides in the corner when i'm around.

Blue Cat May 11th 2011 1:54 am

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by God Save The Queen (Post 9357530)
yep- I thought that would shut you up Bagel

I don't care what you do when i'm not around, but when i'm on here, you need to disappear or risk message board assualt the likes of which you've never seen. Ask Sprugley- He called her "my pet" once and i've been on him like white on rice ever since. Now he goes and hides in the corner when i'm around.

enough! you are going to get banned any second :sneaky:

God Save The Queen May 11th 2011 1:56 am

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 9357536)
enough! you are going to get banned any second :sneaky:

Stay out of this angelface..

It's between men

I mean a man and a boy- I gotta knock this "guy" down a few notches..

He ain't man enogh for her

God Save The Queen May 11th 2011 1:58 am

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 
I want to apologize to Mata Hari for fighting with Bagel on her birthday thread, but I could'nt handle see'ing this pommy bastard acting like he's worthy

I feel it's insulting to you that he even thinks he's in youre league

BangleMan May 11th 2011 2:19 am

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by God Save The Queen (Post 9357545)
I want to apologize to Mata Hari for fighting with Bagel on her birthday thread, but I could'nt handle see'ing this pommy bastard acting like he's worthy

I feel it's insulting to you that he even thinks he's in youre league

You are one sad and weird individual.....but its good you cleaned up your laptop and can start typing again....I hear it looks like a plasterer's radio 6 days a week from all that masturbating you do in front of it :rofl:

Oh, dont worry, Im man enough for her.....she was still catching her breath the other night when I rolled over and said goodnight, and wished her a happy birthday.......

God Save The Queen May 11th 2011 2:24 am

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 9357587)
You are one sad and weird individual.....but its good you cleaned up your laptop and can start typing again....I hear it looks like a plasterer's radio 6 days a week from all that masturbating you do in front of it :rofl:

Oh, dont worry, Im man enough for her.....she was still catching her breath the other night when I rolled over and said goodnight, and wished her a happy birthday.......


Have some respect for her marriege, ok

And nothing could make me go away faster than believing she'd be with you..I mean- I need a woman that hard or impossible to get and if she'd ever be with you, she'd be with anybody- So that would be your best weapon against me....Mate

BangleMan May 11th 2011 2:25 am

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by God Save The Queen (Post 9357545)
I want to apologize to Mata Hari for fighting with Bagel on her birthday thread, but I could'nt handle see'ing this pommy bastard acting like he's worthy

I feel it's insulting to you that he even thinks he's in youre league

Go on son, its in there somewhere....

http://gogaboo.info/files/2011/04/fat_man.jpg

BangleMan May 11th 2011 2:28 am

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by God Save The Queen (Post 9357600)
Have some respect for her marriege, ok

And nothing could make me go away faster than believing she'd be with you..I mean- I need a woman that hard or impossible to get and if she'd ever be with you, she'd be with anybody- So that would be your best weapon against me....Mate

See ya then....

Bahtatboy May 11th 2011 2:29 am

Re: Happy Birthday Matahari !
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 9357606)
Go on son, its in there somewhere....

http://gogaboo.info/files/2011/04/fat_man.jpg

Looks like the exclusive foothills of Denver to me:rofl:


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