Off-topic posts from ME Jobs thread
Aug 31st 2012, 3:02 pm
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Sep 1st 2012, 9:05 am
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Sep 1st 2012, 9:15 am
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Re: Dubai here I come - or am I?
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. With a knife, through his chest.
Sep 1st 2012, 10:10 am
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Re: Dubai here I come - or am I?
But have you seen our outfits?!
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. With a knife, through his chest.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. With a knife, through his chest.
Sep 1st 2012, 10:35 am
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Re: Dubai here I come - or am I?
But have you seen our outfits?!
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. With a knife, through his chest.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. With a knife, through his chest.
A: A man............
Sep 5th 2012, 10:48 pm
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Re: Dubai here I come - or am I?
Whoa!!!! Go easy girls 
Sep 8th 2012, 1:57 pm
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Re: Dubai here I come - or am I?
What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris ...most men know how to find a pub.
Sep 11th 2012, 9:15 am
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Posts: 3,706
Sep 11th 2012, 9:17 am
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Re: Dubai here I come - or am I?
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A. When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
Q. Why do men fart more than women?
A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A. The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Q. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A. A woman who won't do what she's told.
Q. I married a Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Q. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
A. It's called a Wedding Cake.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.!
A. None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A. When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
Q. Why do men fart more than women?
A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A. The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Q. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A. A woman who won't do what she's told.
Q. I married a Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Q. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
A. It's called a Wedding Cake.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.!
Sep 11th 2012, 9:19 am
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Sep 16th 2012, 2:07 pm
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Re: Off-topic posts from ME Jobs thread
OW! I just head butted my desk as tried to duck from my boss when I burst out laughing.. Cheers!
