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mikewot Mar 16th 2016 5:05 pm

No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 
JEDDAH: Residents with less than five members in the family will not be allowed to own a vehicle with seven seats or more, the General Directorate of Traffic has said.
The directorate has sent a circular to all its departments, saying that registration or ownership of such vehicles by expatriates should be rejected if the condition is not met,

No big vehicle for expat family with less than five members | Arab News

scot47 Mar 16th 2016 5:50 pm

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 
The GMC "Mutawamobile" is to be restricted to the bearded ones !

Irishbeekeeper Mar 16th 2016 6:31 pm

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 
I'm trying to think up of the logic behind this one and I'm coming up with nothing :/

Boomhauer Mar 17th 2016 2:29 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 11897465)
I'm trying to think up of the logic behind this one and I'm coming up with nothing :/

Pondering this logically is why you can't think of a logical answer:rofl:

Charl01 Mar 17th 2016 4:31 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 11897465)
I'm trying to think up of the logic behind this one and I'm coming up with nothing :/

Is anything logical in Jeddah?? The place on earth I know that seems to be able to only function and operate in complete chaos...

scrubbedexpat141 Mar 17th 2016 5:03 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 
Great plan. Restrict the 'safer' drivers to smaller cars so the others can bowl around in trucks with 6 kids bouncing around not strapped in.

:blink:

Charl01 Mar 17th 2016 5:21 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11897854)
Great plan. Restrict the 'safer' drivers to smaller cars so the others can bowl around in trucks with 6 kids bouncing around not strapped in.

:blink:

Don't forget kids out the sunroof at 140km/h plus..........

mikewot Mar 17th 2016 5:22 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 

Originally Posted by Charl01 (Post 11897859)
Don't forget kids out the sunroof at 140km/h plus..........

Inshallah driving.

Millhouse Mar 17th 2016 5:27 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 11897465)
I'm trying to think up of the logic behind this one and I'm coming up with nothing :/

I understand that it's to stop single men getting up to mischief with other... single men (and maybe the occasional woman) - That pleasure has been reserved only for married men with large families.

Bahtatboy Mar 17th 2016 7:48 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11897861)
I understand that it's to stop single men getting up to mischief with other... single men (and maybe the occasional woman) - That pleasure has been reserved only for married men with large families.

I had sex in a Mini.

And it would have been easier without having to struggle with a belt and jeans...

mikewot Mar 17th 2016 7:51 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11897900)
I had sex in a Mini.

With those horrible plastic floor mats. My knees had the criss cross lines on them for two days afterwards!!

scrubbedexpat141 Mar 17th 2016 8:07 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 
I made sweet love to my college mrs in my Citroen C2. That was pretty cramped. Ended up giving her a gentle warming of her arse on the bonnet too....on her parent's driveway...whilst they were in.

****. Those were the days.

Beakersful Mar 17th 2016 8:35 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11897900)
I had sex in a Mini.

And it would have been easier without having to struggle with a belt and jeans...


Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 11897903)
With those horrible plastic floor mats. My knees had the criss cross lines on them for two days afterwards!!

Mini vans - You could fit a mattress in the rear..........

Charl01 Mar 17th 2016 9:21 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 

Originally Posted by Beakersful (Post 11897930)
Mini vans - You could fit a mattress in the rear..........

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Beakersful Mar 17th 2016 9:57 am

Re: No more big ones for expats in Jeddah unless you have a big one
 

Originally Posted by Charl01 (Post 11897963)
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

:eek:


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