arc en ciel

apples and pips, melons and grapes

kimilseung

lady bumps

shakh your bootie

الحلمة
الصّدر

The Dean

Rhyming slang? Excellent idea............. "Bulletproofs and Raspberries" - what Saudi wouldn't understand that???

norsk

this is true although the challenge is calling it something else than what every Saudi will know it as without 'offending' them. ridiculous if you think about it. kind of reminds me of the nudge nudge wink wink skit...



oh kittycat did you know that in the shopping malls in saudi they have lingerie shops which are damn close to how ann summers shops look (minus the tools). they sell crotchless panties, all kinds of massage oils, flavoured lubes, whips, leather outfits etc etc..

kittycat1

Niors, Maybe I work for one of those companies...

Millhouse

how about milk bags and associated valves?

I cannot think of a less sexy description.

norsk

in which case I feel the need to quote Ali G; R-E-S-T-E-C-P!

Bahtatboy

Wanna do a job swap? I have oodles of experience with lingerie.

kittycat1

Bahtatboy, if we ever have a bring your male friend to oogle over models in lingerie work day you'll be about 980th on my list ( along with every other man I've ever met)

Millhouse

It's ok. Bahtatboy's experience with lingerie hasn’t been hands on - it has been limited to the Littlewoods catalogues. He can do his work remotely.

Bahtatboy

Kittycat, if we ever have a bring-a-friend-to-see-our-balancing-machine-at-work-and-understand-how-to-analyse-a-letter-of-credit day, I can assure you you'll be 1st on my list, and there won't be many behind you. Oh, I lead such an exciting life...

Bahtatboy

Sussed. Shit.

QED

Concentrating on the "nipple" front (so to say), alternative real words / terms for consideration:

Brustwarzen (German slang, literally "breast warts")
Nippel (German work that the English "nipple" originates from)
Raspberries
Raspberry Ripple (Cockney rhyming slang)
Berries (Black American slang...new one on me)
Bruce Lee's (Erect nipple...don't ask)
Eyes
Headlamps (when erect)
Nips
Sumos (British slang for large nipples)
Taco Nipples (Saggy nipples that fold over and look like a hard taco shell...don't ask.)
Acorns
Cherries
Chapel Hat Pegs
Peanut Smuggler (Visible through clothing)
Peanut Smuggling (Visible through clothing)
Titty Toppers
Love Buttons
Tuning Knobs
Buttons
Tongue Depressers
Ice picks
Temper sensors
Chick Peas
High Beams (Erect)
Blinkers
Braille for "Suck Me"
Bullets
Bumps
Canadian Bacon (Don't ask me)
Chichitas
Circuit breakers (Obviously a geek term. Refers to circuit breakers used on aircraft ahd how they look when they trip open: "Wow, her circuit breakers have popped!")
Cookies
Daggers
Diamond cutters
Dinner plates (Nipples with very large areolas)
Horns
JCB starter buttons (Obviously a reference to some kind of button)
Milk missiles
Nerts
Nippeloons
Nippelos
Nippies
Neeners
Nerples (Combine Nipples with Purple)
Nubbins
Pancakes (Nipples with very large areolas)
Peanuts
Pencil erasers
Pimentos
Pink thimbles
Pointers
Points
Raisons
Scammel wheel nuts (Don't ask me)
Silver dollars
Tater tots
Teats
Teaties
Thermometer
Chikubi (Japanese)
Neh-hee (Chinese Hokkien dielect)
Pasas (Filipino for raisons)
Pesones (Italian)
Sfarcuri (Romanian)
Utong (Filipino)

And I'm sure there are still more out there!

QED

As to other terms for "breasts", I quite like Dr. Demento's song '99 Words for Boobs' (sung to the tune of 99 Red Balloons)

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true
We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too


You can start to see that I have a lot of time on my hands out here in Saudi...