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News Just In...
This from the Arthur Graphic-Clarion, Illinois:
"Lovington School Menu: The following lunches will be served Monday through Friday in Lovington Schools:
Monday: Chicken tenders with dip, chef salad, or cheese pizza; baked beans; and mixed fruit.
Tuesday: Cheeseburger, Italian salad, or pepperoni pizza; oven fries; and peaches.
Wednesday: Salisbury steak with rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Why do I bother? I never wanted to do this job--the endless negotiations, all those policies to adhere to, trying to please everyone all the time. I want to break free, be a lumberjack, leaping from tree to mighty tree in the forests of British Columbia, with my best girl by my side.
But you know the response I'll get?
Letter from an enraged reader: "I wish to complain in the sternest terms about the portrayal of lumberjacks in this post, and the implied irrelevance of them to life as we know it in mighty wastelands where civilisation was invented. Many of my friends are in the said profession, and only a few of them are transvestites. This sort of things should be stamped out right away."
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Richard Corleone, Count of Anjou (Mrs.)
"Lovington School Menu: The following lunches will be served Monday through Friday in Lovington Schools:
Monday: Chicken tenders with dip, chef salad, or cheese pizza; baked beans; and mixed fruit.
Tuesday: Cheeseburger, Italian salad, or pepperoni pizza; oven fries; and peaches.
Wednesday: Salisbury steak with rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Why do I bother? I never wanted to do this job--the endless negotiations, all those policies to adhere to, trying to please everyone all the time. I want to break free, be a lumberjack, leaping from tree to mighty tree in the forests of British Columbia, with my best girl by my side.
But you know the response I'll get?
Letter from an enraged reader: "I wish to complain in the sternest terms about the portrayal of lumberjacks in this post, and the implied irrelevance of them to life as we know it in mighty wastelands where civilisation was invented. Many of my friends are in the said profession, and only a few of them are transvestites. This sort of things should be stamped out right away."
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Richard Corleone, Count of Anjou (Mrs.)
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Re: News Just In...
This from the Arthur Graphic-Clarion, Illinois:
"Lovington School Menu: The following lunches will be served Monday through Friday in Lovington Schools:
Monday: Chicken tenders with dip, chef salad, or cheese pizza; baked beans; and mixed fruit.
Tuesday: Cheeseburger, Italian salad, or pepperoni pizza; oven fries; and peaches.
Wednesday: Salisbury steak with rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Why do I bother? I never wanted to do this job--the endless negotiations, all those policies to adhere to, trying to please everyone all the time. I want to break free, be a lumberjack, leaping from tree to mighty tree in the forests of British Columbia, with my best girl by my side.
But you know the response I'll get?
Letter from an enraged reader: "I wish to complain in the sternest terms about the portrayal of lumberjacks in this post, and the implied irrelevance of them to life as we know it in mighty wastelands where civilisation was invented. Many of my friends are in the said profession, and only a few of them are transvestites. This sort of things should be stamped out right away."
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Richard Corleone, Count of Anjou (Mrs.)
"Lovington School Menu: The following lunches will be served Monday through Friday in Lovington Schools:
Monday: Chicken tenders with dip, chef salad, or cheese pizza; baked beans; and mixed fruit.
Tuesday: Cheeseburger, Italian salad, or pepperoni pizza; oven fries; and peaches.
Wednesday: Salisbury steak with rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Why do I bother? I never wanted to do this job--the endless negotiations, all those policies to adhere to, trying to please everyone all the time. I want to break free, be a lumberjack, leaping from tree to mighty tree in the forests of British Columbia, with my best girl by my side.
But you know the response I'll get?
Letter from an enraged reader: "I wish to complain in the sternest terms about the portrayal of lumberjacks in this post, and the implied irrelevance of them to life as we know it in mighty wastelands where civilisation was invented. Many of my friends are in the said profession, and only a few of them are transvestites. This sort of things should be stamped out right away."
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Richard Corleone, Count of Anjou (Mrs.)
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