News from the England camp
 

The England team visited an oprhanage today in Soweto. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope", said Mbutto aged 6.”

Re: News from the England camp
 

:rofl:
Hahahahaha
:rofl:

Sorry, I needed something like this after a whole day of unproductive meetings.

Re: News from the England camp
 

I was in the supermarket today and saw the new OXO cube, its white with a red cross and called the "laughing stock"

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its hame time hen!

Quality..I am sure those south of the border might just agree with your new discovery.

To the dispossesed...

Though fickle Fortune has deceived me,
She pormis'd fair and perform'd but ill;
Of mistress, friends, and wealth bereav'd me,
Yet I bear a heart shall support me still.

I'll act with prudence as far 's I'm able,
But if success I must never find,
Then come misfortune, I bid thee welcome,
I'll meet thee with an undaunted mind.
Rabbie Burns

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A couple were in the divorce court, and the proceedings came round to deciding what to do with their young son.

"Do you want to live with your father?" asked the judge.

"No" replied the boy. "He beats me."

"Well do you want to live with your mother then?" asked the judge.

"No" said the boy. "She beats me too. I don't want to be beaten at all".

The judge thought for a moment, then announced:

"This boy must go and live with the England football team......."

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as a scot, im used to these jokes directed at me, however gotta love a line from earlier. "they'll be home before their postcards ;)"

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this is the only 'quite' funny one for this unhappy Englander.
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what's the difference between England and a triangle?...

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A triangle has 3 points..............

[(C) Jimmy Tarbuck 1964]