new words for 2011
New Words for 2011
* TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves. * SALMON DAY The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. * CUBE FARM An office filled with cubicles. * PRAIRIE DOGGING When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) * SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP DONKEY A deeply unattractive person.. * AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. * PERCUSSIVE MAINTEN-ANCE The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. * OH-NO SECOND That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (e.g. You've hit 'reply all')... * GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. * MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i..e. Extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing. * MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'. * MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. * TART FUEL Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women. * TRAMP STAMP Tattoo on a female. * PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks. |
Re: new words for 2011
eyesore - a new carpentry tool by Apple.
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Re: new words for 2011
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Re: new words for 2011
Originally Posted by alistairboyle
(Post 9506939)
eyesore - a new carpentry tool by Apple.
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Re: new words for 2011
Originally Posted by typical
(Post 9506982)
I listen to ISIHAC too :p
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Re: new words for 2011
Originally Posted by alistairboyle
(Post 9506992)
:p:p:p
Icelander - to tell lies about Apple Pretext - letters and phonecalls Ovaltine - a fat adolescent |
Re: new words for 2011
Originally Posted by typical
(Post 9507036)
I preferred these three:
Icelander - to tell lies about Apple Pretext - letters and phonecalls Ovaltine - a fat adolescent |
Re: new words for 2011
Originally Posted by alistairboyle
(Post 9507064)
Not the same without Humph but still very good. :thumbsup:
Oh forgot this old one from Stephen Fry: Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan. |
Re: new words for 2011
Some oldies:
Impotience: eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription. Reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly. Osteopornosis: a degenerate disease of the boner. Inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: terminal coolness. Manufracture: to produce items which break after little use. |
Re: new words for 2011
Originally Posted by typical
(Post 9507118)
Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan.
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