Originally Posted by iggle

Me and Meow have a love hate relationship. Sexy time gets abit out of hand though. Weirdly the safe would she uses is "Farage"

Originally Posted by iggle

It's the First Time I've ever seen your username.

You have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask, that we're all going to ask, is "Who are you?" I'd never heard of you. Nobody in this forum had ever heard of you.

Well, I sense, I sense though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of British Expat Forum.

I can say with confidence that I speak on behalf of the majority of British Expat Forum in saying: We don't know you, we don't want you, and the sooner you're put out to grass, the better.

Originally Posted by Meow

Ugh. Vomiting emoticon required here.

I wouldn't touch your revolting diseased carcass with a 20 foot barge pole.

Go away and don't make such disgusting suggestions again. It's not big, it's not cover and it's not funny.