Charismatic

I've descided to become a gun/drug runner and dealer.

First I'll go through the prerequisites:
- I have no qualms about selling weapons to despotic regimes, in fact kids carrying guns or doing coke is quite cool.
- I like the idea of being wined and dined by the most dangerous people in the world.
- I don't mind dealing with Russians.
- I like seeing things blow up.

So apart from politics, what career could could be better for the morally bankrupt? All I need now is some financial backing, a business to "front" the operation.

I might start a sideline in human trafficing as well. Any of you in the industries already, please email me so I can arrange to bump you off and replace you.

Ta.

Dutchie

Become a private hospitals facial / breast / god knows what else reconstruction specialist. Holland's top guy is "only" earning €4.200.000 a year plus bonus of approx €500.000. And people here are complaining the CEO's earn absurd amounts of money. No doctors study where ever on this planet justifies that kind of money

twinkle-star

Do you have his phone number .......

Dutchie

Hahaha.... It was on TV here last night, the guy flies all over this planet to do his "remarkable" work. Has his own staff of nurses and specialists, so you hire +/- 22 people for your "improvement" job. One can't improve mother nature TS, don't even try...

twinkle-star

But does he have a wife?????

Dutchie

A long time ago someone once wrote and I quote "If you've slept with the Masters of the game, you don't desire the students of the game" You might want to think about that TS, guys like that don't give up an income like that for a woman. Neither share it...

twinkle-star

Ah! but they have never met a Twinkle before.....

Dutchie

Thousands of them.... (No insult intended)

twinkle-star

The wonderful thing about twinkles is i'm the only one! ....

Dutchie

And again you're wrong.... One comes, one goes. But? Go ahead, think you'll make a difference TS. Think that often enough and you just might start to believe it yourself. The day you'll look in the mirror and it cracks. Don't come knocking on my door okay?

MacScot

...who's going to shove the filled condoms up your jacksie ?

Charismatic

A twinkling star is caused by thermal currents of air distorting the light. You are nothing but an optical effect!

Charismatic

The fact you brought that up only confirms to me you are, in fact, gay!

I was thinking more of just casting the "produce" into medal items to hide the contents.

Charismatic

I'm not becoming a doctor, it would be a waste of my best tallents (Possibly deranged, morally depraved and highly amusing ).

I hope you know all of you dissing me I'm going to come round to your house and be like 'Blat, blat, blat' as I do a walk-by shooting (Don't even wanna waste the petrol). This is my hood now between 8am and 6pm, mum says I have to be home for dinner and to do my homework after that. You betta respecta me ya hear!

twinkle-star

Not sure how you blow a raspberry on here ......