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I've had a little bit too much sun yesterday and now resemble a bright red lobster.
I need a nice young lady to come and rub some cream into my hard to reach areas
I'm stiffening up (not in a gd way!)
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I've had a little bit too much sun yesterday and now resemble a bright red lobster.
I need a nice young lady to come and rub some cream into my hard to reach areas
I'm stiffening up (not in a gd way!)
Amateur..
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Amateur..
Thanks!
I need guiding then by someone in the know!
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muppet...!!

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Originally Posted by Chris79 View Post
I've had a little bit too much sun yesterday and now resemble a bright red lobster.
I need a nice young lady to come and rub some cream into my hard to reach areas
I'm stiffening up (not in a gd way!)
Think you advertised on the wrong site, Chris.....

Try expatriates.com........
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muppet...!!

MM, xx
Yep! Thought I'd be ok for a bit without any suncream on! Bloody sore!
Learnt my lesson now though.
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Think you advertised on the wrong site, Chris.....

Try expatriates.com........
Must be a dodgy site (how come you know all these ) It is blocked!

Might have to try it at home through the VPN! lol
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Yep! Thought I'd be ok for a bit without any suncream on! Bloody sore!
Learnt my lesson now though.
get some aloe vera gel...and have a warm bath to help take the sting out...

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get some aloe vera gel...and have a warm bath to help take the sting out...

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Nah...get back out there!!!
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Nah...get back out there!!!
You're nasty
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Yep! Thought I'd be ok for a bit without any suncream on! Bloody sore!
Learnt my lesson now though.
Ah, how the proclivities of the vain manifest themselves........

Now you have ended up looking like a damn tourist!!!!

I am sticking to my bluish-white natural colour.....

The way I look at is this. 1.1 Billion people cant all be wrong so I am gonna continue to use my 'Fair and Handsome' cream...........
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
get some aloe vera gel...and have a warm bath to help take the sting out...

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Dosed myself up with Aloe vera before work today. Thinking of taking my shirt off and sitting semi naked at my desk! Could get some dodgy attention!
The shower killed this morning though. I wussed out and put it on cold! I just hope it all goes brown and doesn't peel off!
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Ah, how the proclivities of the vain manifest themselves........

Now you have ended up looking like a damn tourist!!!!

I am sticking to my bluish-white natural colour.....

The way I look at is this. 1.1 Billion people cant all be wrong so I am gonna continue to use my 'Fair and Handsome' cream...........
Hehe!....I can picture you doing your cream routine every night before getting into bed!!
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Hehe!....I can picture you doing your cream routine every night before getting into bed!!
I think those particular types of post are best left to pm'ing...
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I think those particular types of post are best left to pm'ing...
trust you and your disgusting mind..
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