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Chris79 Apr 5th 2008 6:23 am

Need a nice young lady
 
I've had a little bit too much sun yesterday and now resemble a bright red lobster.
I need a nice young lady to come and rub some cream into my hard to reach areas ;)
I'm stiffening up (not in a gd way!)

MissDemeanor Apr 5th 2008 6:26 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by Chris79 (Post 6161906)
I've had a little bit too much sun yesterday and now resemble a bright red lobster.
I need a nice young lady to come and rub some cream into my hard to reach areas ;)
I'm stiffening up (not in a gd way!)

Amateur..

Chris79 Apr 5th 2008 6:27 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6161910)
Amateur..

:rofl: Thanks!
I need guiding then by someone in the know! ;)

Madam Medusa Apr 5th 2008 6:27 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 
muppet...!!

MM, xx

ScotsExpat Apr 5th 2008 6:28 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by Chris79 (Post 6161906)
I've had a little bit too much sun yesterday and now resemble a bright red lobster.
I need a nice young lady to come and rub some cream into my hard to reach areas ;)
I'm stiffening up (not in a gd way!)

Think you advertised on the wrong site, Chris.....

Try expatriates.com........:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Chris79 Apr 5th 2008 6:29 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 6161913)
muppet...!!

MM, xx

Yep! Thought I'd be ok for a bit without any suncream on! Bloody sore! :(
Learnt my lesson now though.

Chris79 Apr 5th 2008 6:30 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by ScotsExpat (Post 6161914)
Think you advertised on the wrong site, Chris.....

Try expatriates.com........:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Must be a dodgy site (how come you know all these :p) It is blocked!

Might have to try it at home through the VPN! lol

Madam Medusa Apr 5th 2008 6:31 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by Chris79 (Post 6161917)
Yep! Thought I'd be ok for a bit without any suncream on! Bloody sore! :(
Learnt my lesson now though.

get some aloe vera gel...and have a warm bath to help take the sting out...

MM, xx

MissDemeanor Apr 5th 2008 6:33 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 6161930)
get some aloe vera gel...and have a warm bath to help take the sting out...

MM, xx

Nah...get back out there!!!

Chris79 Apr 5th 2008 6:33 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6161934)
Nah...get back out there!!!

You're nasty :p
lol

ScotsExpat Apr 5th 2008 6:35 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by Chris79 (Post 6161917)
Yep! Thought I'd be ok for a bit without any suncream on! Bloody sore! :(
Learnt my lesson now though.

Ah, how the proclivities of the vain manifest themselves........

Now you have ended up looking like a damn tourist!!!!

I am sticking to my bluish-white natural colour.....

The way I look at is this. 1.1 Billion people cant all be wrong so I am gonna continue to use my 'Fair and Handsome' cream...........:p:p

Chris79 Apr 5th 2008 6:35 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 6161930)
get some aloe vera gel...and have a warm bath to help take the sting out...

MM, xx

Dosed myself up with Aloe vera before work today. Thinking of taking my shirt off and sitting semi naked at my desk! Could get some dodgy attention!
The shower killed this morning though. I wussed out and put it on cold! I just hope it all goes brown and doesn't peel off!

MissDemeanor Apr 5th 2008 6:36 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by ScotsExpat (Post 6161939)
Ah, how the proclivities of the vain manifest themselves........

Now you have ended up looking like a damn tourist!!!!

I am sticking to my bluish-white natural colour.....

The way I look at is this. 1.1 Billion people cant all be wrong so I am gonna continue to use my 'Fair and Handsome' cream...........:p:p

Hehe!....I can picture you doing your cream routine every night before getting into bed!!:rofl:

ScotsExpat Apr 5th 2008 6:38 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6161944)
Hehe!....I can picture you doing your cream routine every night before getting into bed!!:rofl:

I think those particular types of post are best left to pm'ing...:o:o

MissDemeanor Apr 5th 2008 6:38 am

Re: Need a nice young lady
 

Originally Posted by ScotsExpat (Post 6161947)
I think those particular types of post are best left to pm'ing...:o:o

trust you and your disgusting mind..:sneaky:


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