My wife just fed me a raw chicken
Jul 4th 2009, 10:58 am
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Re: My wife just fed me a raw chicken
Better luck next time, Mrs. BPB.
Jul 4th 2009, 12:48 pm
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Re: My wife just fed me a raw chicken
Surely it would have been more diplomatic to blame the oven rather than the chef?
Jul 4th 2009, 1:50 pm
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Re: My wife just fed me a raw chicken
It looked cooked on the outside but it was raw and when I slammed it back into the oven and yelled at her she said now i'll never get anything but an overcooked chicken for as long as I live. Why i'm I always the bad guy? Should'nt she be apologizing for feeding that to me?
Jul 4th 2009, 2:54 pm
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Re: My wife just fed me a raw chicken
It obviously was'nt thawed all the way when she put it in, then she's too lazy to use a timer so when it turned golden brown and crunchy on the outside a few hours later she just assumed it was done. Good job sweetheart! I
Jul 4th 2009, 2:58 pm
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Re: My wife just fed me a raw chicken
Maybe next time she will be more subtle and be able to kill you off good & propa ...
I'm having Marks & sparks roast chicken tomorrow .....Yummy!
Jul 4th 2009, 3:20 pm
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You look like a beauty I saw when I was here a few years ago..Pro Princess? Is that you?
Jul 4th 2009, 3:49 pm
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Re: My wife just fed me a raw chicken
So this morning there are clothes strewn all over our bedroom but somehow my wife feels the need to pick up my clean sweet pants and t shirt that I had only worn for about 15 minutes last night after my just before bed shower and throws them out the bedroom door? Just my clothes! And she actually picked them up with just 2 fingers as if they were contaminated.. She can't just say she's still mad, she has to put on a show.
