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Old Jul 3rd 2009, 11:17 pm
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Default My wife just fed me a raw chicken

It looked cooked on the outside but it was raw and when I slammed it back into the oven and yelled at her she said now i'll never get anything but an overcooked chicken for as long as I live. Why i'm I always the bad guy? Should'nt she be apologizing for feeding that to me?

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Old Jul 3rd 2009, 11:49 pm
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Why didn't you say nicely that it wasn't cooked instead of 'slamming' it back in the oven.
You could also try and cook yourself?!
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Old Jul 3rd 2009, 11:53 pm
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Default Re: My wife just fed me a raw chicken

Originally Posted by Chris79 View Post
Why didn't you say nicely that it wasn't cooked instead of 'slamming' it back in the oven.
You could also try and cook yourself?!
You've never been married, have you?
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You've never been married, have you?
Thats a rather broad and personal statement to make.
Why would it matter if I was married or not?
Did you have to yell and slam things at her? There are other ways around it.
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Default Re: My wife just fed me a raw chicken

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Thats a rather broad and personal statement to make.
Why would it matter if I was married or not?
Did you have to yell and slam things at her? There are other ways around it.
Listen son, everyone knows what they should do, doing it all the time is the hard part.
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Listen son, everyone knows what they should do, doing it all the time is the hard part.
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Default Re: My wife just fed me a raw chicken

Here's a hint from someone who has been married...."darling this chicken is a bit undercooked, would you mind popping it back in the over for a few mins?" will get you a lot further with most women than slamming it back in the oven.

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down as it were...

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Why didn't you say nicely that it wasn't cooked instead of 'slamming' it back in the oven.
You could also try and cook yourself?!
He's full of it, he's just waiting for we female folk to outraged by his behavior.
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He's full of it, he's just waiting for we female folk to outraged by his behavior.
exactly, kim...it was tedious with his first "character"....and we've had to suffer with the same crap from at least 5 more of his personas that i can think of...

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It looked cooked on the outside but it was raw and when I slammed it back into the oven and yelled at her she said now i'll never get anything but an overcooked chicken for as long as I live. Why i'm I always the bad guy? Should'nt she be apologizing for feeding that to me?
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Why didn't you say nicely that it wasn't cooked instead of 'slamming' it back in the oven.
You could also try and cook yourself?!
Originally Posted by Norm_uk View Post
Here's a hint from someone who has been married...."darling this chicken is a bit undercooked, would you mind popping it back in the over for a few mins?" will get you a lot further with most women than slamming it back in the oven.

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down as it were...

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He's full of it, he's just waiting for we female folk to outraged by his behavior.

If it were me, the tables would be turned upside down...Is she trying to poison you???
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
exactly, kim...it was tedious with his first "character"....and we've had to suffer with the same crap from at least 5 more of his personas that i can think of...

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What do you mean by that? Is he a troll lurking around trying to get a wind-up?
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What do you mean by that? Is he a troll lurking around trying to get a wind-up?
No, he isn't...
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No, he isn't...
he has been banned enough times though
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he has been banned enough times though
It's the only way to shut him up...
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It's the only way to shut him up...
true, he must be very lonely
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