My animals are useless
#1
My animals are useless
I have 5 dogs (all alseep, snoring and farting) and 7 cats (five of whom are supposed to be garden cats, but who are all currently asleep on my bed) and I have a bloody mouse in my kitchen cupboard and mice in the a/c vents. I am going to stop feeding them so they get hungry and eat the buggers.
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#2
Re: My animals are useless
I have 5 dogs (all alseep, snoring and farting) and 7 cats (five of whom are supposed to be garden cats, but who are all currently asleep on my bed) and I have a bloody mouse in my kitchen cupboard and mice in the a/c vents. I am going to stop feeding them so they get hungry and eat the buggers.
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#3
Re: My animals are useless
I have 5 dogs (all alseep, snoring and farting) and 7 cats (five of whom are supposed to be garden cats, but who are all currently asleep on my bed) and I have a bloody mouse in my kitchen cupboard and mice in the a/c vents. I am going to stop feeding them so they get hungry and eat the buggers.
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#4
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Joined: Jul 2007
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Re: My animals are useless
Did you know there is a plague of rats affecting parts of Dubai Mall...just thought I would mention it.
#5
Re: My animals are useless
4 dogs and three cats are going with us, the rest are staying with David - one old knackered dog to keep him company and the stinky cat and a couple of kittens, hopefully homed two of the kits - where are you my kitten man ?
Apparently we can import 5 each - or so I've been told. Will see how things go.
Not taking the mice tho . .
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Apparently we can import 5 each - or so I've been told. Will see how things go.
Not taking the mice tho . .
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#6
Re: My animals are useless
4 dogs and three cats are going with us, the rest are staying with David - one old knackered dog to keep him company and the stinky cat and a couple of kittens, hopefully homed two of the kits - where are you my kitten man ?
Apparently we can import 5 each - or so I've been told. Will see how things go.
Not taking the mice tho . .
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Apparently we can import 5 each - or so I've been told. Will see how things go.
Not taking the mice tho . .
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#9
Re: My animals are useless
Is she in Cyprus now then ? Still fairly active on EW. Would send her a pm but I think it's been disabled - it's like 1984 on there
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#10
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 401
Re: My animals are useless
What? Why is my stock plummeting here? Dogs will lick peanut butter off off anything you put it on though..
But I don't have sex with my dogs? Jeeez..
Heres deesha...I got her in exchange for a$1500 dollar debt that a south African owed me...Shes a lion hunter, a pure breed, champion blood lines Rhodisian Ridgback. I've had her a month and when I was Sri Lanka my son told me she'd treed a mountian lion on one of his walks..Lions are out of season so my son did'nt shoot it, but next spring I expect to have a big lion in my trophy room...
But I don't have sex with my dogs? Jeeez..
Heres deesha...I got her in exchange for a$1500 dollar debt that a south African owed me...Shes a lion hunter, a pure breed, champion blood lines Rhodisian Ridgback. I've had her a month and when I was Sri Lanka my son told me she'd treed a mountian lion on one of his walks..Lions are out of season so my son did'nt shoot it, but next spring I expect to have a big lion in my trophy room...
#11
Re: My animals are useless
hate to tell you pal, but your dog aint a pure bred ridgeback....not enough of a ridge there, sorry
thats waht your after if you want an inbred kennel club ruined dog
thats waht your after if you want an inbred kennel club ruined dog
#12
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Posts: 401
Re: My animals are useless
hate to tell you pal, but your dog aint a pure bred ridgeback....not enough of a ridge there, sorry
http://www.dogsindepth.com/hound_dog...geback_v05.jpg
thats waht your after if you want an inbred kennel club ruined dog
http://www.dogsindepth.com/hound_dog...geback_v05.jpg
thats waht your after if you want an inbred kennel club ruined dog
#13
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 401
Re: My animals are useless
She likes to sit on the back deck and look for lions..When she howls in the middle of the night I know she's seen one..
#14
Re: My animals are useless
sheeesh touchy about are we, you know you really should never trust a saffer...dogs probably a mongrel worth a couple of bucks only
#15
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 401
Re: My animals are useless
He said he paid $2500...And this guy could leave the country at anytime so I took the dog..Best thing I ever did..I got so many kids that I never had anything left for animals, but I love this dog. They are a great breed, a little aloof but very obedient and affectionate..Real clean too..I don't want to smell a dog in my house