Muffin top vs builders bums
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Muffin top vs builders bums
Rant of the day!
One of my pet hates is women who wear the wrong size jeans, I'm not sure which is worse, muffin tops or jeans hanging half way down your arse! If your jeans don't fit by a pair that do!
Also women that wear heels and leave the price label on the bottom, really really bothers me!
One of my pet hates is women who wear the wrong size jeans, I'm not sure which is worse, muffin tops or jeans hanging half way down your arse! If your jeans don't fit by a pair that do!
Also women that wear heels and leave the price label on the bottom, really really bothers me!
#2
Re: Muffin top vs builders bums
Rant of the day!
One of my pet hates is women who wear the wrong size jeans, I'm not sure which is worse, muffin tops or jeans hanging half way down your arse! If your jeans don't fit by a pair that do!
Also women that wear heels and leave the price label on the bottom, really really bothers me!
One of my pet hates is women who wear the wrong size jeans, I'm not sure which is worse, muffin tops or jeans hanging half way down your arse! If your jeans don't fit by a pair that do!
Also women that wear heels and leave the price label on the bottom, really really bothers me!
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Re: Muffin top vs builders bums
What are muffin tops?
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There's a website you might find useful for questions like this. It's called "Google" and is quite famous now. When you're not sure what something is, just type the words into the box on their web page (there is only one, it's quite simple to use) and it will usually come up with answers to your questions.
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Re: Muffin top vs builders bums
There's a website you might find useful for questions like this. It's called "Google" and is quite famous now. When you're not sure what something is, just type the words into the box on their web page (there is only one, it's quite simple to use) and it will usually come up with answers to your questions.
It can even give you pictures if you click on the "Images" option. Here's an example to help you with the answer you're looking for: Google "muffin tops"
It can even give you pictures if you click on the "Images" option. Here's an example to help you with the answer you're looking for: Google "muffin tops"
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Re: Muffin top vs builders bums
There's a website you might find useful for questions like this. It's called "Google" and is quite famous now. When you're not sure what something is, just type the words into the box on their web page (there is only one, it's quite simple to use) and it will usually come up with answers to your questions.
It can even give you pictures if you click on the "Images" option. Here's an example to help you with the answer you're looking for: Google "muffin tops"
It can even give you pictures if you click on the "Images" option. Here's an example to help you with the answer you're looking for: Google "muffin tops"
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Erm....fail to see how your comment was sarcastic? Or even, to tell the truth, "ironic", which I think is what you mean. Mine however was deliberately disingenuous and just a bit of fun so no need to get shirty.
Nah, proper knickers much sexier than g-strings, and nothing wrong with a little bit of VPL.
Nah, proper knickers much sexier than g-strings, and nothing wrong with a little bit of VPL.
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Re: Muffin top vs builders bums
With you there, buddy. At my First World Cup Match Party (which none of you lot was interested in), I had forgotten to mention that there were 4 blokes and about 16 Etihad air stewardesses invited. One of the latter, who was Chinese, had simply the sweetest body you can imagine (no six-pack, unfortunately, but just simple curves), delicately half-hidden under a figure-hugging dress. You could just make out the outline of proper knickers (with delicate lace round the edges)--if she'd been wearing a g-string it would have transformed restrained, sexy elegance to look-at-me-I'm-tarty. IMHO.
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With you there, buddy. At my First World Cup Match Party (which none of you lot was interested in), I had forgotten to mention that there were 4 blokes and about 16 Etihad air stewardesses invited. One of the latter, who was Chinese, had simply the sweetest body you can imagine (no six-pack, unfortunately, but just simple curves), delicately half-hidden under a figure-hugging dress. You could just make out the outline of proper knickers (with delicate lace round the edges)--if she'd been wearing a g-string it would have transformed restrained, sexy elegance to look-at-me-I'm-tarty. IMHO.
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I'm not for g-strings being worn under short skirts, one carefree bend over and its a full moon for everyone! Personally I think strings/thongs should only be worn by cellulite free ladies, orange peel bums are not good! Especially as there are some really cute proper knickers/shorts about these days!
As for men in strings its a big fat NEVER!!! (sorry Bahtatboy!)
As for men in strings its a big fat NEVER!!! (sorry Bahtatboy!)
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I'm not for g-strings being worn under short skirts, one carefree bend over and its a full moon for everyone! Personally I think strings/thongs should only be worn by cellulite free ladies, orange peel bums are not good! Especially as there are some really cute proper knickers/shorts about these days!
As for men in strings its a big fat NEVER!!! (sorry Bahtatboy!)
As for men in strings its a big fat NEVER!!! (sorry Bahtatboy!)
Still, what she is wearing is wrong, on so many levels.