mosquitos vs wasps
Dec 8th 2009, 4:12 pm
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mosquitos vs wasps
I say kill them all!
some poxy ******g mozzie has decided to take a few pints from me leaving holes on my forehead, my knuckle, my elbow my knee- so not only do i look like i have a big spot on my forehead i appear to other people to have fleas* as am scratching crazy)- although did take immense pleasure in splatting the offending mozzie. Anyone else getting eaten alive?
xxx
some poxy ******g mozzie has decided to take a few pints from me leaving holes on my forehead, my knuckle, my elbow my knee- so not only do i look like i have a big spot on my forehead i appear to other people to have fleas* as am scratching crazy)- although did take immense pleasure in splatting the offending mozzie. Anyone else getting eaten alive?
xxx
Dec 8th 2009, 4:25 pm
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Re: mosquitos vs wasps
I say kill them all!
some poxy ******g mozzie has decided to take a few pints from me leaving holes on my forehead, my knuckle, my elbow my knee- so not only do i look like i have a big spot on my forehead i appear to other people to have fleas* as am scratching crazy)- although did take immense pleasure in splatting the offending mozzie. Anyone else getting eaten alive?
xxx
some poxy ******g mozzie has decided to take a few pints from me leaving holes on my forehead, my knuckle, my elbow my knee- so not only do i look like i have a big spot on my forehead i appear to other people to have fleas* as am scratching crazy)- although did take immense pleasure in splatting the offending mozzie. Anyone else getting eaten alive?
xxx
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Dec 8th 2009, 4:43 pm
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Dec 8th 2009, 7:23 pm
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Re: mosquitos vs wasps
I say kill them all!
some poxy ******g mozzie has decided to take a few pints from me leaving holes on my forehead, my knuckle, my elbow my knee- so not only do i look like i have a big spot on my forehead i appear to other people to have fleas* as am scratching crazy)- although did take immense pleasure in splatting the offending mozzie. Anyone else getting eaten alive?
xxx
some poxy ******g mozzie has decided to take a few pints from me leaving holes on my forehead, my knuckle, my elbow my knee- so not only do i look like i have a big spot on my forehead i appear to other people to have fleas* as am scratching crazy)- although did take immense pleasure in splatting the offending mozzie. Anyone else getting eaten alive?
xxx
Dec 8th 2009, 7:31 pm
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Re: mosquitos vs wasps
mosquitos fûcking worship me, as in they spend all day diving into me as much as I can, I'm always bitten - I had to go to teh stupid emergency room last christmas as I had an allergic reaction to about 30 bites on each ankle and they were swollen like the bastard elephant man.
Dec 8th 2009, 8:33 pm
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Re: mosquitos vs wasps
Wasps are very useful, they remove lots of pests including mossies.
Dec 9th 2009, 6:59 am
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Re: mosquitos vs wasps
mosquitos fûcking worship me, as in they spend all day diving into me as much as I can, I'm always bitten - I had to go to teh stupid emergency room last christmas as I had an allergic reaction to about 30 bites on each ankle and they were swollen like the bastard elephant man.
Dec 9th 2009, 8:45 am
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Re: mosquitos vs wasps
mossies love me. during dinner the other night in bangkok I was bitten 8 times. Mrs Inse didnt have a single bight!
and over here they can carry Dengue and sometimes malaria. Great!
and over here they can carry Dengue and sometimes malaria. Great!
Dec 9th 2009, 8:47 am
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Re: mosquitos vs wasps
mosquitos fûcking worship me, as in they spend all day diving into me as much as I can, I'm always bitten - I had to go to teh stupid emergency room last christmas as I had an allergic reaction to about 30 bites on each ankle and they were swollen like the bastard elephant man.
Dec 9th 2009, 8:49 am
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Re: mosquitos vs wasps
I say kill them all!
some poxy ******g mozzie has decided to take a few pints from me leaving holes on my forehead, my knuckle, my elbow my knee- so not only do i look like i have a big spot on my forehead i appear to other people to have fleas* as am scratching crazy)- although did take immense pleasure in splatting the offending mozzie. Anyone else getting eaten alive?
xxx
some poxy ******g mozzie has decided to take a few pints from me leaving holes on my forehead, my knuckle, my elbow my knee- so not only do i look like i have a big spot on my forehead i appear to other people to have fleas* as am scratching crazy)- although did take immense pleasure in splatting the offending mozzie. Anyone else getting eaten alive?
xxx
Dec 9th 2009, 8:52 am
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Re: mosquitos vs wasps
A mate of mine, if walking a golf course, will wipe sweat off his brow and wipe it on the blade of a wedge, then hold it aloft...
He swears blind he rarely gets bitten whilst on the golf course, coz the mossies will go to the highest place where sweat is detected...
Dec 9th 2009, 8:58 am
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Re: mosquitos vs wasps
They tend to go anywhere that they detect sweat...
A mate of mine, if walking a golf course, will wipe sweat off his brow and wipe it on the blade of a wedge, then hold it aloft...
He swears blind he rarely gets bitten whilst on the golf course, coz the mossies will go to the highest place where sweat is detected...
A mate of mine, if walking a golf course, will wipe sweat off his brow and wipe it on the blade of a wedge, then hold it aloft...
He swears blind he rarely gets bitten whilst on the golf course, coz the mossies will go to the highest place where sweat is detected...
the main one we have here bights around the ankles