More Michael Jokeson jacks...........
Jun 26th 2009, 11:41 am
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More Michael Jokeson jacks...........
Some of these have already appeared I think - apologies. Ignore those......
"Michael Jackson has died of heart complications. Doctors had expected him to beat it.
"What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Fergie will still be playing Giggs in August."
What was the difference between Michael Jackson and a greyhound?
At least the greyhound waited for the hare to appear..
Germaine Jackson said on Thursday before his brother died he wanted his brother Michael to convert to Islam. Michael said, "No thank you, I've already had 72 virgins."
How was Michael Jackson different to a grocery bag?
One was white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other you could carry your groceries in.
Doctors have advised that they expected Jackson to pass away, after all most plastics begin to breakdown after 50 years
Just read his funeral arrangements are that he'll be melted down and made into plastic toys. That way kids are playing with him for a change!
The cause of the heart attack is thought to be when Jackson was informed the £2,000 for a 10 year old was in fact a car scrappage scheme.
It's not true Michael Jackson had a heart attack on the way to the hospital. He actually went to the children's hospital and had a stroke.
Cause of death:
a) sunshine?
b) moonlight?
c) good times?
d) boogie?
Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.
MJ has died, to commemorate his musical achievements McDonalds has made a Mcjackson burger, a 50yr old piece of albino meat shoved between 8 yr old buns
I heard he died when he found out Boyz II Men were a pop band and not a delivery service.
Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.
Jacko actually died of food poisoning due to eating 12 year old nuts
"Michael Jackson has died of heart complications. Doctors had expected him to beat it.
"What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Fergie will still be playing Giggs in August."
What was the difference between Michael Jackson and a greyhound?
At least the greyhound waited for the hare to appear..
Germaine Jackson said on Thursday before his brother died he wanted his brother Michael to convert to Islam. Michael said, "No thank you, I've already had 72 virgins."
How was Michael Jackson different to a grocery bag?
One was white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other you could carry your groceries in.
Doctors have advised that they expected Jackson to pass away, after all most plastics begin to breakdown after 50 years
Just read his funeral arrangements are that he'll be melted down and made into plastic toys. That way kids are playing with him for a change!
The cause of the heart attack is thought to be when Jackson was informed the £2,000 for a 10 year old was in fact a car scrappage scheme.
It's not true Michael Jackson had a heart attack on the way to the hospital. He actually went to the children's hospital and had a stroke.
Cause of death:
a) sunshine?
b) moonlight?
c) good times?
d) boogie?
Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.
MJ has died, to commemorate his musical achievements McDonalds has made a Mcjackson burger, a 50yr old piece of albino meat shoved between 8 yr old buns
I heard he died when he found out Boyz II Men were a pop band and not a delivery service.
Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.
Jacko actually died of food poisoning due to eating 12 year old nuts
Last edited by The Dean; Jun 26th 2009 at 11:43 am. Reason: Spelling, spacing, you name it........
Jun 26th 2009, 12:05 pm
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Re: More Michael Jokeson jacks...........
LOL
I know I shouldn't laugh, but some are pretty funny
I know I shouldn't laugh, but some are pretty funny
Jun 26th 2009, 12:46 pm
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Re: More Michael Jokeson jacks...........
All pretty sick...with one possible exception.
Jun 26th 2009, 1:56 pm
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I shouldn't have laughed but I did, Class 4C in his bedroom 
Jun 26th 2009, 2:04 pm
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Jun 26th 2009, 4:10 pm
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A friend's status on FB shows:
What a coincidence that Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died the same day, one played with majors the other with minors
What a coincidence that Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died the same day, one played with majors the other with minors
Jun 26th 2009, 4:12 pm
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Re: More Michael Jokeson jacks...........
For Sale:-
One white right handed glove, good condition, stained brown slightly on middle and index finger!
One white right handed glove, good condition, stained brown slightly on middle and index finger!
Jun 26th 2009, 4:32 pm
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Jun 26th 2009, 4:48 pm
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Re: More Michael Jokeson jacks...........
Said before,
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a toy sheep?
One is white, made of plastic and lifeless, the other is a toy sheep.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a toy sheep?
One is white, made of plastic and lifeless, the other is a toy sheep.