Monday chuckles....
Mar 23rd 2009, 11:14 am
#1
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Monday chuckles....
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and said ...
"Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
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When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
I took her out with one punch.
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
"Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
----
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
----
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
I took her out with one punch.
----
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
Mar 23rd 2009, 11:39 am
#2
why ayeeeee man!
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Posts: 11,370
Re: Monday chuckles....
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and said ...
"Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
----
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
----
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
I took her out with one punch.
----
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
"Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
----
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
----
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
I took her out with one punch.
----
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit."
oh never mind.
