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Monday chuckles....
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and said ...
"Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." ---- I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. ---- When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. I took her out with one punch. ---- I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "Morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit." :rofl::rofl::rofl: |
Re: Monday chuckles....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7409566)
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and said ...
"Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." ---- I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. ---- When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. I took her out with one punch. ---- I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "Morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit." :rofl::rofl::rofl: oh never mind. |
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