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BangleMan Mar 23rd 2009 11:14 am

Monday chuckles....
 
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and said ...

"Don't worry; that was an insect."

To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."

----

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.

He was chuffed to bits.

----

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.

I took her out with one punch.

----
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.

I said "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a shit."

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Spugsy Mar 23rd 2009 11:39 am

Re: Monday chuckles....
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7409566)
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and said ...

"Don't worry; that was an insect."

To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."

----

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.

He was chuffed to bits.

----

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.

I took her out with one punch.

----
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.

I said "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a shit."

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Dear me BAngleman, you really are an 'orri.....

oh never mind.


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