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dubaiguy2011 Aug 9th 2012 10:32 pm

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by seven seas (Post 10220050)
Use the hose. Paper is unnecessary and inefficient.

:blink:Oh God:ohmy:

rowell Aug 9th 2012 10:37 pm

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by seven seas (Post 10220050)
Use the hose. Paper is unnecessary and inefficient.

But doesn't drying your with paper afterwards defeat the object

auzdafluff Aug 10th 2012 12:31 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by seven seas (Post 10220050)
Use the hose. Paper is unnecessary and inefficient.

I do. I just prefer to double up and make sure it's 100% clean ;)

Millhouse Aug 10th 2012 12:57 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by auzdafluff (Post 10219845)
Within the first three months, the toilet became blocked four times. And I don't use that much paper. :(

You really must do big, big jobs.

ctfc Aug 10th 2012 1:24 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe
 

Originally Posted by silversilver (Post 10219955)
I must stress I don't really pay attention to punctuation when texting or typing on forums or FB however if I was making a sign for the general public to feast their eyes upon on I would make sure it was right. (take note I have used only one full stop in that epic ramble)

I type the way I talk - lots and without a care for pausing or stopping in the right places.;)

The loss of the English subjunctive 'were' is lamentable also. Even the BBC don't do it consistently any more :frown:

silversilver Aug 10th 2012 1:33 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 10220236)
You really must do big, big jobs.

I thought that earlier, gave me my first laugh of the day but now .......

That's it the fast is on.... every time I think about eating something terribly unhealthy I'm going to think of those "big,big jobs.":sick:

silversilver Aug 10th 2012 1:35 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 
As for 'the hose' that must be another thing that I'm going to have to get used to in Dubai! I can wait to be introduced to that.

Meow Aug 10th 2012 1:46 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe
 

Originally Posted by auzdafluff (Post 10219926)
It's a bracketing comma so is perfectly legal. It's linked to the second comma after trade.

Perfectly correct. :)

Meow Aug 10th 2012 1:47 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by silversilver (Post 10220277)
But please elaborate on the 'hose'.... in Scotland that terminology refers to how you are on the pan after eating something particularly dodgy. Also can be known as 'the power hose'

Am I right in thinking you aren't here yet? if so you may not have come across the shataf (sp?) which I believe means snake in Arabic which is next to every loo. It's a water hose, used to clean your nether regions.

silversilver Aug 10th 2012 2:17 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10220309)
Am I right in thinking you aren't here yet? if so you may not have come across the shataf (sp?) which I believe means snake in Arabic which is next to every loo. It's a water hose, used to clean your nether regions.

Yes, that's right. I fly out to Dubai two weeks today. Thanks for the insight Meow :-)
Looking forward to it very much (Dubai that is - not the hose!!)

Meow Aug 10th 2012 2:19 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by silversilver (Post 10220350)
Yes, that's right. I fly out to Dubai two weeks today. Thanks for the insight Meow :-)
Looking forward to it very much (Dubai that is - not the hose!!)

You'd think that people were obsessed by the cleanliness of certain parts as most bathromms have both a shataf and a bidet. OCD??


You'll have to come along to the next BE drinks. That's assuming we can cope with the sight of each other yet again!

silversilver Aug 10th 2012 2:26 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10220353)
You'd think that people were obsessed by the cleanliness of certain parts as most bathromms have both a shataf and a bidet. OCD??


You'll have to come along to the next BE drinks. That's assuming we can cope with the sight of each other yet again!

Definitely, I'd like that.

rowell Aug 10th 2012 2:32 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10220309)
Am I right in thinking you aren't here yet? if so you may not have come across the shataf (sp?) which I believe means snake in Arabic which is next to every loo. It's a water hose, used to clean your nether regions.

And I thought it was to wash your feet:lol:

auzdafluff Aug 10th 2012 2:49 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by rowell (Post 10220374)
And I thought it was to wash your feet:lol:

To be honest, when I lived in JBR that was all the bidet got used for. :rofl:

Great for getting the sand off your feet without it ending up all over the bath.

auzdafluff Aug 10th 2012 2:53 am

Re: Misuse of the apostrophe.
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 10220236)
You really must do big, big jobs.

Nope. Just a loo designed by someone who obviously doesn't use toilet paper.

When it got blocked the first time, I saw how narrow the outlet was. It's easily a third the size of a UK-style loo.

The building's plumber told me to use the hose only. I told him to **** off, and that paper is far more hygienic than just the hose.


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