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lionheart Feb 9th 2011 10:59 am

Mick Jagger's Todger
 
Does anybody know what exactly Keith Richards said about Mick's todger?

"The Rolling Stones are said to have shelved a tour for later this year following Keith Richards' jibes over the size of Mick Jagger's 'todger' in interviews last year. The situation has not moved on at all. The prospect of touring in 2011 is looking bleaker and bleaker, said a source."

Millsyisland Feb 9th 2011 11:00 am

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I guess it wouldn't have been about how big it is judging by Mick's reaction?

Spugsy Feb 9th 2011 11:05 am

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Originally Posted by Millsyisland (Post 9163896)
I guess it wouldn't have been about how big it is judging by Mick's reaction?

I bet it's wrinkly, the old twat is about 90 isn't he?

lionheart Feb 9th 2011 11:28 am

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 9163908)
I bet it's wrinkly, the old twat is about 90 isn't he?

But his birds are usually youngish and fit.:thumbup:

Meow Feb 9th 2011 11:41 am

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Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 9163891)
Does anybody know what exactly Keith Richards said about Mick's todger?

"The Rolling Stones are said to have shelved a tour for later this year following Keith Richards' jibes over the size of Mick Jagger's 'todger' in interviews last year. The situation has not moved on at all. The prospect of touring in 2011 is looking bleaker and bleaker, said a source."


And why are you so concerned about the bits of a wrinkly old rock star?

I believe that Keef made many disparaging remarks about Mick in his autobiography, including reference to him being less than well endowed. You would have to read the book to find out. (Or look at a copy in a bookshop for free in your case.)

Meow Feb 9th 2011 11:42 am

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Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 9163957)
But his birds are usually youngish and fit.:thumbup:


"so what attracted you to multi-millionare Mr Jagger?"

ctfc Feb 9th 2011 11:42 am

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Google is your friend

http://gawker.com/#!5664632/keith-ri...t-so-well-hung

The Dean Feb 9th 2011 12:14 pm

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Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9163988)
And why are you so concerned about the bits of a wrinkly old rock star?

I believe that Keef made many disparaging remarks about Mick in his autobiography, including reference to him being less than well endowed. You would have to read the book to find out. (Or look at a copy in a bookshop for free in your case.)

I once wrote a book about a guy who had a small todger........

........ trouble is, it was my autobiography...........

Blue Cat Feb 9th 2011 12:17 pm

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Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9163992)
"so what attracted you to multi-millionare Mr Jagger?"

:rofl:

lionheart Feb 9th 2011 2:20 pm

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Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9163992)
"so what attracted you to multi-millionare Mr Jagger?"

Watching the Stones live is on my bucket list, that's all. I love this about one of the friends of Keith Richards' son...Johnny Depp.

"It took me two years before I realised who he was. He was just one of my son Marlon's mates, hanging around the house playing guitar. I never ask Marlon's mates who they are because, you know, 'I'm a dope dealer'. Then one day I was at dinner and I'm like 'woah, Scissorhands'."

kittycat1 Feb 9th 2011 7:51 pm

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Size really isn't everything anyway- What do you think Lionheart? ;)

Spugsy Feb 10th 2011 6:38 am

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9165058)
Size really isn't everything anyway- What do you think Lionheart? ;)

yeah but surely someone with a small cock is just rubbish?

kittycat1 Feb 10th 2011 6:48 am

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Spugs-ok if your talking micropenis then yes that is quite a dissapointment ( google micropenis :eek:), but I have 'known' some men with below average and some above average and size doesn't automatically make you a fantastic lover- the best sex I've ever had was with a less than average guy and my gosh size was never an issue>drifts off into dreamland<<. If its too big its hard to erm ok erm well you know :o weres the blowjob smilie when you need it :rolleyes: and you don't really need your cervix being battered to have an orgasm....

The Dean Feb 10th 2011 9:25 am

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9166189)
Spugs-ok if your talking micropenis then yes that is quite a dissapointment ( google micropenis :eek:), but I have 'known' some men with below average and some above average and size doesn't automatically make you a fantastic lover- the best sex I've ever had was with a less than average guy and my gosh size was never an issue>drifts off into dreamland<<. If its too big its hard to erm ok erm well you know :o weres the blowjob smilie when you need it :rolleyes: and you don't really need your cervix being battered to have an orgasm....

And the "Most Sexually Explicit Post Of All Time" award goes to...........

kittycat1 Feb 10th 2011 9:28 am

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well he did ask dean :o


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