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weasel decentral Jul 31st 2013 7:40 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 10827911)
Fine words. How are we (whoever "we" are) going to achieve that in Syria?

by enslaving them. A tent in some refugee camp or some fat sweaty Kuwaiti climbing on top of her once in a while, talk about a tough choice.

Irishbeekeeper Jul 31st 2013 7:56 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 
I wouldnt mind BEING one...
:D :D

mikewot Jul 31st 2013 8:25 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 10827980)
I wouldnt mind BEING one...
:D :D

OK so I'm Aisha and I'm 16 stone, I haven't showered all week, I have really bad ACNE and I'm on my period. "I want you, come and take me big boy!"
I don't think pfizer would have enough viagra output in a year to cover that scenario.

Irishbeekeeper Jul 31st 2013 8:29 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10828012)
OK so I'm Aisha and I'm 16 stone, I haven't showered all week, I have really bad ACNE and I'm on my period. "I want you, come and take me big boy!"
I don't think pfizer would have enough viagra output in a year to cover that scenario.

yeesh! there goes my libido (for the next year) thanks! :rofl:
yeah, now that you mention it, Ill rephrase : I would mind being one, BUT with conditions

old.sparkles Jul 31st 2013 8:49 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 10828017)
yeesh! there goes my libido (for the next year) thanks! :rofl:
yeah, now that you mention it, Ill rephrase : I would mind being one, BUT with conditions

and I thought you were volunteering to satisfy the uncontrollable urges of these 'gentlemen' ......

mikewot Jul 31st 2013 8:54 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by old.sparkles (Post 10828042)
and I thought you were volunteering to satisfy the uncontrollable urges of these 'gentlemen' ......

:goodpost:

Irishbeekeeper Jul 31st 2013 9:02 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10828047)
:goodpost:

x 1 :p

old.sparkles Jul 31st 2013 9:06 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 10828057)
x 1 :p

:rofl: well volunteered that man :lol:

Beakersful Jul 31st 2013 1:00 pm

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 10827832)
Out of interest I've been trying to find out how long it takes the male population to recover after a great war. World war 1 seemed the worst carnage that I could think of. Not uncovered any studies directly related to recovery time but it seems that what happens is simply that a lot of women never marry during child bearing years. They die having never reproduced whilst the remaining population continues to produce the bulk standard 49.5% boys and 50.5% girls. So effectively the population imbalance is self regulating after one generation.

"So many British men of marriageable age died or were injured that the students of one girls' school were warned that only 10% would marry. The 1921 United Kingdom Census found 19,803,022 women and 18,082,220 men in England and Wales, a difference of 1.72 million which newspapers called the "Surplus Two Million". In the 1921 census there were 1,209 single women aged 25 to 29 for every 1,000 men. In 1931 50% were still single, and 35% of them did not marry while still able to bear children."

A quarter of our menfolk died in WWI. Many women were left without the ability to marry. Society saw them in schools as teachers, as governesses, and other roles, old maids. Society also bullied the crap out of them in a very vicious way. It's embarrassing to think of.

Cypselos Aug 1st 2013 6:42 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by Beakersful (Post 10828350)
A quarter of our menfolk died in WWI.

Something under 15% of those that served were killed, out of 4.9 million. A huge number, but it wasn't a quarter of our menfolk.

Beakersful Aug 1st 2013 7:25 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by Cypselos (Post 10829582)
Something under 15% of those that served were killed, out of 4.9 million. A huge number, but it wasn't a quarter of our menfolk.

Perhaps what I learned was referring to 'bachelors' then? After all, polygamy wasn't too hot back then. Or taking slaves,

britexpat76 Aug 1st 2013 11:53 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 
My shit can is full and I have only been back a week........... Reading shit like this does not help at all and having almost decided to just drive into the wanker that was trying to cut in front of me earlier I think I need another break.......

Irishbeekeeper Aug 1st 2013 12:43 pm

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 10829980)
My shit can is full and I have only been back a week........... Reading shit like this does not help at all and having almost decided to just drive into the wanker that was trying to cut in front of me earlier I think I need another break.......

If you do, please make sure someone makes a video of it and uploads it on YouTube so you can later sue him for Defamation ;)

shakh your bootie Aug 3rd 2013 12:16 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 
OOOOOOhhhhhhhh..... I read the thread title as "Men should be allowed to BE sex slaves".....

I was thinking - where do I sign?????

The Dean Aug 3rd 2013 3:36 am

Re: Men should be allowed sex slaves
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 10832737)
OOOOOOhhhhhhhh..... I read the thread title as "Men should be allowed to BE sex slaves".....

I was thinking - where do I sign?????

"Things I Love About This Forum" - Number 417: Popular posters can disappear for six months and reappear unexpectedly with an amusing post about sex - and nobody bats an eyelid............

Hello and welcome back matey........


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