Men Are Just Happier People
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If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by Roadking
(Post 7290016)
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2hgby46.jpg :eek: I'm just too soft, but she does make me happy :). |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by Charismatic
(Post 7290058)
Mine + Shoeshop =
http://i44.tinypic.com/2hgby46.jpg :eek: I'm just too soft, but she does make me happy :). |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
I'm not married or old enough to have children.
I believe the expression is "whipped"? :o Just to point out the above isn't actually her collection, she keeps hers in the original boxes (at least half of which have never been worn as far as I can see...she must be planning for the great shoe crisis of 2010) and she actually has more pairs as well (if thats possible to imagine). Maybe it's time to set up an import business... |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by Charismatic
(Post 7290058)
Mine + Shoeshop =
http://i44.tinypic.com/2hgby46.jpg :eek: I'm just too soft, but she does make me happy :). |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by Charismatic
(Post 7290076)
I'm not married or old enough to have children.
... |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by Squirty Cream
(Post 7290091)
My idea of absolute heaven!
I guess apart from her clothing thing and love of vineyard tours she runs a pretty tight ship really, much as I may complain. I mean she offers me a cup of tea and dinner when I get home, keeps a few beers in the fridge and runs the hoover round now and then. What more could a bloke want? :) |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by lionheart
(Post 7290098)
So you are less than 13 years old...:ohmy:
I had never even had sex at 13 :(, should have started younger...all that year wasted. |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by Charismatic
(Post 7290058)
Mine + Shoeshop =
http://i44.tinypic.com/2hgby46.jpg :eek: I'm just too soft, but she does make me happy :). I am so showing that to dh to show him how it should be done! |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by Jacquie77
(Post 7290320)
*Keels over in shoe-envy*
I am so showing that to dh to show him how it should be done! |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Now there's a thought - my maid's room would make any excellent shoe cupboard.
The maid doesn't sleep there, I hasten to add. |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Big mistake - just showed that pic to Mrs Bantam,who now insists on having a room for all her shoes 'just like in that picture'.
Even bigger mistake - I asked why? |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by Roadking
(Post 7290016)
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. I just smell a counter argument to this thread somewhere... |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by DaWarrior
(Post 7291345)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I knew this woman who was a bombshell before going to bed. When I woke up to pee in the middle of the night, I thought she was Medusa... I just smell a counter argument to this thread somewhere... I think you could be in trouble............... |
Re: Men Are Just Happier People
Originally Posted by DaWarrior
(Post 7291345)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I knew this woman who was a bombshell before going to bed. When I woke up to pee in the middle of the night, I thought she was Medusa... I just smell a counter argument to this thread somewhere... Oh you're in trouble dude.... |
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