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Men...Choose Carefully !!!
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Northern girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, fill the washing machine and call a landscaper. God bless Northern women!!! :thumbsup: |
Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
(Post 5242743)
:D
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Northern girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, fill the washing machine and call a landscaper. God bless Northern women!!! :thumbsup: |
Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5242753)
Psychos...
You'll get in trouble for that comment :D |
Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
(Post 5242760)
You'll get in trouble for that comment :D
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Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5242773)
I get in trouble for even less...
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Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
(Post 5242775)
Yes true, was reading the wee scrap that you started last night :rofl:
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Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5242783)
They chose carefully...
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Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
(Post 5242787)
Really ???
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Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5242803)
Uh huh...
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Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
(Post 5242805)
Okay I guess you must be right :D
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Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5242808)
Of course...It amazes me how I'm not a woman...
You would be soooo dangerous as a woman :eek: |
Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
I thought this was going to be another thread about the BE night out :sneaky:
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Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
(Post 5242743)
God bless Northern women!!! :thumbsup:
MM, xx |
Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5243098)
well of course, we're the best, lmao...
MM, xx |
Re: Men...Choose Carefully !!!
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 5243128)
you're not Northern! Midlander!!! :D
MM, xx |
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