men
 

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us girls when we were little:
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Once upon a time
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In a land far away,
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A beautiful, independent,

Self-assured princess
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Happened upon a frog as she sat

Contemplating ecological issues

On the shores of an unpolluted pond

In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

And said: " Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,

And I will turn back

Into the dapper, young prince that I am
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And then, my sweet, we can marry
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And set up housekeeping in your castle
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With my mother,
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Where you can prepare my meals,
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Clean my clothes, bear my children,
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And forever feel
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Grateful and happy doing so. "

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That night,

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As the princess dined sumptuously

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On lightly sauteed frog legs

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Seasoned in a white wine

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And onion cream sauce,

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She chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't f#cking think so.:rofl:

Re: men
 

And I thought you supported Man City...

Re: men
 

I'll have a plate of the chef's special please:lol: