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Blue Cat Jan 16th 2014 9:37 am

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Good luck at the Quacks Scamp, hope it isn't anything too serious :)

Scamp Jan 16th 2014 9:39 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 11081039)
Good luck at the Quacks Scamp, hope it isn't anything too serious :)

Ta BC, don't think it will be!

Blue Cat Jan 16th 2014 9:40 am

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11081041)
Ta BC, don't think it will be!

:fingerscrossed:

mikewot Jan 16th 2014 9:41 am

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Whats the worst that could happen? Strangulated testicles and they whip your bollocks off ;)

TheShed Jan 16th 2014 9:54 am

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Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 11081044)
Whats the worst that could happen? Strangulated testicles and they whip your bollocks off ;)

My brother had that and now we call him Jenny :P

moneypenny20 Jan 16th 2014 10:03 am

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The husband thought he had a hernia, went to doc, moved on to specialist, ended up with Oncologist and Non Hodkins Lymphoma. A fair amount of Chemo later he's fine. Just saying.... MP20, the voice of doom! :)

co durham boy Jan 16th 2014 11:39 am

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 11081072)
The husband thought he had a hernia, went to doc, moved on to specialist, ended up with Oncologist and Non Hodkins Lymphoma. A fair amount of Chemo later he's fine. Just saying.... MP20, the voice of doom! :)

I reckon you've just scuppered his weekend with that post ;)

moneypenny20 Jan 16th 2014 11:48 am

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Sorry Scamp:unsure:

Patsy Stoned Jan 16th 2014 1:36 pm

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 11081072)
The husband thought he had a hernia, went to doc, moved on to specialist, ended up with Oncologist and Non Hodkins Lymphoma. A fair amount of Chemo later he's fine. Just saying.... MP20, the voice of doom! :)

Glad to hear all is well darling xxx

Irishbeekeeper Jan 16th 2014 2:35 pm

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Originally Posted by mikewot (Post 11081044)
Whats the worst that could happen? Strangulated testicles and they whip your bollocks off ;)

I think the exact same thing happened to me as well....but all I got out of it was this crummy marriage certificate and this person that came with it....strange :o

Scamp Jan 16th 2014 3:21 pm

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Well two blokes had a right good play with not just the left but but the whole gang. As expected, no hernia. Unexpectedly, two weeks of antibiotics, some more tests and probably just an infection from one of your filthy wives.

You can all sleep easy now.

Irishbeekeeper Jan 16th 2014 3:32 pm

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11081556)
Well two blokes had a right good play with not just the left but but the whole gang. As expected, no hernia. Unexpectedly, two weeks of antibiotics, some more tests and probably just an infection from one of your filthy wives.

You can all sleep easy now.

well if the blokes never broke eye contact with each other while the juggling act then next time go with a chaperon, just saying :rofl::rofl:

Bahtatboy Jan 16th 2014 4:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11081556)
Well two blokes had a right good play with not just the left but but the whole gang. As expected, no hernia. Unexpectedly, two weeks of antibiotics, some more tests and probably just an infection from one of your filthy wives.

You can all sleep easy now.

Two blokes :confused: Are you just bragging that your equipment requires heavy lifting, or were they just taking your for a ride? Did they giggle?

Anyway, good news about the diagnosis, unless its syphillis in which case not.

Scamp Jan 16th 2014 6:14 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11081727)
Two blokes :confused: Are you just bragging that your equipment requires heavy lifting, or were they just taking your for a ride? Did they giggle?

Anyway, good news about the diagnosis, unless its syphillis in which case not.

One after the other.

The second asked me to hold the old chap so he could grease up the boys for a scan (like a pregnant woman's tum).

It was alright though, I just tucked it under my chin


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