Bahtatboy

Could be wind. Seriously. I was whipped to hospital when I was about your age with really severe abdominal pain whenever my torso muscles were required to do anything. Went in about 2 days, unfortunately not with the ginormous fart I'd been hoping for.

scrubbedexpat141

I know it's not that, mainly because I think I ate some dodgy chicken last night and have been on the bog four times today with an explosive waterfall of shit firing out at will.

Don't worry, I can separate the two pains in my stomach / abdomen and the worrying one has been there for a couple of days now.

Sandboy

could be the pain that your manager just became one of the favourites to leave next ?

scrubbedexpat141

Nah. The dream was never going to last for long.

Sandboy

very pragmatic - can tell rugby is your first love

scrubbedexpat141

Most of my energy is focused on not shitting myself and keeping my body at a slight forward/left lean to stop my bollock and abdomen hurting.

I haven't got the time or patience for Southampton yet...but I have it on a reliable source that it's done and Cortese has gone. Pochettino is now a major worry - he said last year he'd go if Cortese did.

Bad times, but as a Saints fan, I've see much, much worse.

The Dean

Well............. what sort of hernia could it be? (see my post 15)

scrubbedexpat141

Maybe ingurial(sp?).

Not sure

The Dean

Well, where is it? Belly button or willy region?

scrubbedexpat141

From my left bollock up. But it's considerably better today which makes me think it might just have been a strain somehow, rather than the onset of a hernia.

Millhouse

as least you didn't over dramatize things.

I was hoping it was a bad case of piles.

scrubbedexpat141

Hahaha, very funny.

Yesterday and the day before it was properly hurting. Like I'd been kicked in the bollocks and couldn't stand up straight.

Today not so bad, but I'll still go and see this specialist guy. May as well.

britexpat76

You just want your balls cupping.

shiva

Maybe he's jut got blue balls. Maybe the mrs headlining wasn't the best Xmas pressie afterall

scrubbedexpat141

Sacked that off in the end, bought her an ottoman (pouffe to you and I).

Much better in terms of it's rewards