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Bahtatboy Jan 15th 2014 11:47 am

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Could be wind. Seriously. I was whipped to hospital when I was about your age with really severe abdominal pain whenever my torso muscles were required to do anything. Went in about 2 days, unfortunately not with the ginormous fart I'd been hoping for.

Scamp Jan 15th 2014 12:28 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11079443)
Could be wind. Seriously. I was whipped to hospital when I was about your age with really severe abdominal pain whenever my torso muscles were required to do anything. Went in about 2 days, unfortunately not with the ginormous fart I'd been hoping for.

I know it's not that, mainly because I think I ate some dodgy chicken last night and have been on the bog four times today with an explosive waterfall of shit firing out at will.

Don't worry, I can separate the two pains in my stomach / abdomen and the worrying one has been there for a couple of days now.

Sandboy Jan 15th 2014 12:34 pm

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could be the pain that your manager just became one of the favourites to leave next ?

Scamp Jan 15th 2014 12:38 pm

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Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 11079511)
could be the pain that your manager just became one of the favourites to leave next ?

Nah. The dream was never going to last for long.

Sandboy Jan 15th 2014 12:52 pm

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11079516)
Nah. The dream was never going to last for long.

very pragmatic - can tell rugby is your first love ;)

Scamp Jan 15th 2014 12:57 pm

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Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 11079537)
very pragmatic - can tell rugby is your first love ;)

Most of my energy is focused on not shitting myself and keeping my body at a slight forward/left lean to stop my bollock and abdomen hurting.

I haven't got the time or patience for Southampton yet...but I have it on a reliable source that it's done and Cortese has gone. Pochettino is now a major worry - he said last year he'd go if Cortese did.

Bad times, but as a Saints fan, I've see much, much worse.

The Dean Jan 15th 2014 4:55 pm

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11079543)
Most of my energy is focused on not shitting myself and keeping my body at a slight forward/left lean to stop my bollock and abdomen hurting.

I haven't got the time or patience for Southampton yet...but I have it on a reliable source that it's done and Cortese has gone. Pochettino is now a major worry - he said last year he'd go if Cortese did.

Bad times, but as a Saints fan, I've see much, much worse.

Well............. what sort of hernia could it be? (see my post 15)

Scamp Jan 16th 2014 12:21 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 11079897)
Well............. what sort of hernia could it be? (see my post 15)

Maybe ingurial(sp?).

Not sure

The Dean Jan 16th 2014 3:29 am

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11080579)
Maybe ingurial(sp?).

Not sure

Well, where is it? Belly button or willy region?

Scamp Jan 16th 2014 4:31 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 11080779)
Well, where is it? Belly button or willy region?

From my left bollock up. But it's considerably better today which makes me think it might just have been a strain somehow, rather than the onset of a hernia.

Millhouse Jan 16th 2014 5:26 am

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11080824)
From my left bollock up. But it's considerably better today which makes me think it might just have been a strain somehow, rather than the onset of a hernia.

as least you didn't over dramatize things.

I was hoping it was a bad case of piles.

Scamp Jan 16th 2014 5:40 am

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Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11080860)
as least you didn't over dramatize things.

I was hoping it was a bad case of piles.

Hahaha, very funny.

Yesterday and the day before it was properly hurting. Like I'd been kicked in the bollocks and couldn't stand up straight.

Today not so bad, but I'll still go and see this specialist guy. May as well.

britexpat76 Jan 16th 2014 8:30 am

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11080868)
Hahaha, very funny.

Yesterday and the day before it was properly hurting. Like I'd been kicked in the bollocks and couldn't stand up straight.

Today not so bad, but I'll still go and see this specialist guy. May as well.

You just want your balls cupping.

shiva Jan 16th 2014 8:59 am

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Originally Posted by britexpat76 (Post 11080948)
You just want your balls cupping.

Maybe he's jut got blue balls. Maybe the mrs headlining wasn't the best Xmas pressie afterall

Scamp Jan 16th 2014 9:33 am

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Originally Posted by shiva (Post 11080986)
Maybe he's jut got blue balls. Maybe the mrs headlining wasn't the best Xmas pressie afterall

Sacked that off in the end, bought her an ottoman (pouffe to you and I).

Much better in terms of it's rewards :thumbsup:


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