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Autonomy Nov 6th 2012 11:05 am

Meanwhile in Rashidiya - Man walking pet monkey kills neighbour in barmaid feud
 
Just another day in Dubai...

http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-n...bai-court-told

mentalist Nov 6th 2012 11:20 am

Re: Meanwhile in Rashidiya - Man walking pet monkey kills neighbour in barmaid feud
 
Very entertaining. I like the "yes I did it" confession and the "tying his monkey to a pole" line in particular. Any CCTV footage?

OleJanx Nov 6th 2012 11:35 am

Re: Meanwhile in Rashidiya - Man walking pet monkey kills neighbour in barmaid feud
 
Presumably just another incident to be wrapped up and forgotten about....

flares Nov 6th 2012 11:46 am

Re: Meanwhile in Rashidiya - Man walking pet monkey kills neighbour in barmaid feud
 
Hangover Pt III

Autonomy Nov 6th 2012 11:50 am

Re: Meanwhile in Rashidiya - Man walking pet monkey kills neighbour in barmaid feud
 

Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 10368512)
Hangover Pt III

quality :rofl:

Bahtatboy Nov 6th 2012 12:12 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Rashidiya - Man walking pet monkey kills neighbour in barmaid feud
 
Great thread title, Autonomy. Tempted not to read the article for fear of disappointment.

Blue Cat Nov 6th 2012 12:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 10368423)

:rofl::rofl:

LaLaLayla Nov 6th 2012 12:29 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Rashidiya - Man walking pet monkey kills neighbour in barmaid feud
 
It never ceases to amaze me what passes as news here. I was reading a story about a fight over hummus the other day. Hilarious. In the same paper was a 2 Page Expose about gambling on ironing boards.

LaLaLayla Nov 6th 2012 12:32 pm

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... speaking of monkeys. I saw one perched on the wing mirror of someone's car in traffic the other day.

Bahtatboy Nov 6th 2012 12:34 pm

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Originally Posted by LaLaLayla (Post 10368575)
It never ceases to amaze me what passes as news here. I was reading a story about a fight over hummus the other day. Hilarious. In the same paper was a 2 Page Expose about gambling on ironing boards.

I'd kill for decent hummus.

Ironing boards: Using one instead of a poker table? Betting on how many big bottles of water you can put on one before it collapses? Buying up the world's entire stock, and then selling them at exorbitant prices? I'm intrigued.

LaLaLayla Nov 6th 2012 12:37 pm

Re: Meanwhile in Rashidiya - Man walking pet monkey kills neighbour in barmaid feud
 
Yes, using one instead of a poker table. People ('bad' people :D) are walking around with them in Musaffa and setting up little poker games on the side of the road.

LaLaLayla Nov 6th 2012 12:39 pm

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Link to the hummus story: http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/to...fund-1.1096639

littlejimmy Nov 6th 2012 12:42 pm

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Originally Posted by LaLaLayla (Post 10368584)
... speaking of monkeys. I saw one perched on the wing mirror of someone's car in traffic the other day.

"Right Clyde!"

OleJanx Nov 6th 2012 12:56 pm

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Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 10368598)
"Right Clyde!"

"Right turn Clyde"...*biff!*:D

littlejimmy Nov 6th 2012 12:57 pm

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Originally Posted by OleJanx (Post 10368611)
"Right turn Clyde"...*biff!*:D

D'oh. You know what I meant. :D


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