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Masturbate & your hands will get pregnant!

Old May 27th 2015, 7:09 am
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So says a particularly nutty Islamic cleric.

Men who masturbate ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ Muslim televangelist claims in bizarre rant - Mirror Online


The incident itself is old but still funny nonetheless.
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Old May 27th 2015, 7:22 am
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I thought that you went blind
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I knew it!
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I thought that you went blind
It's it great that you can get BE in Braille?
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wear rubber gloves then
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen View Post
wear rubber gloves then
The gloves will get pregnant.



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My hand just gave birth.
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Hang on.

What happens if you've had a cheeky date with your palm, a lot....then snuff it and engage in some finger based fun with a girl in the afterlife.

Is that an immaculate artificial insemination?
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Oh sh*t!! just realized something!!
there gonna be a whole lot of
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women waiting for me up there!!!
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U men make me laugh
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