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Old Oct 15th 2012, 7:56 am
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Having recently had my first deep tissue massage in India (and liked it) I'd like to get something similar here on a regular basis. Can anyone suggest somewhere decent where they don't offer to tug you off for an extra 50?

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Old Oct 15th 2012, 8:06 am
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Biggs View Post
Having recently had my first deep tissue massage in India (and liked it) I'd like to get something similar here on a regular basis. Can anyone suggest somewhere decent where they don't offer to tug you off for an extra 50?
You know you could always refuse the offer at the end. Yes I have nothing to contribute to this thread
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Old Oct 15th 2012, 9:28 am
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Ronnie do you mean a Thai type massage where it's more manipulative? Includes use of elbows and knees (plus walking up and down back). I can thoroughly recommend the Golden Crown in Al Barsha behind MoE http://www.gcmassagecenter.com/ http://www.facebook.com/gcmassage
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Those voucher people at Cobone, Hit the Deals, Groupon etc usually have plenty of proper massage deals on offer. Thai Elite are quite good, but I still prefer Dreamworks with their umpteen branches.
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Dreamworks with their umpteen branches.
Apparently they are quite good and are actually reputable...
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Old Oct 15th 2012, 12:35 pm
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Originally Posted by mikewot View Post
Ronnie do you mean a Thai type massage where it's more manipulative? Includes use of elbows and knees (plus walking up and down back). I can thoroughly recommend the Golden Crown in Al Barsha behind MoE http://www.gcmassagecenter.com/ http://www.facebook.com/gcmassage
That was the one. It felt like I'd just had my head kicked in afterwards but it woke me up.

Cheers for the advice chaps
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Biggs View Post
That was the one. It felt like I'd just had my head kicked in afterwards but it woke me up.
Not felt quite like that, usually my legs are what feel it as they twist them around like a pretzel!
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You know you could always refuse the offer at the end. Yes I have nothing to contribute to this thread
Bullshit you can.
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Biggs View Post
That was the one. It felt like I'd just had my head kicked in afterwards but it woke me up.

Cheers for the advice chaps
Just find a good thai place, they'll sort you out.
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Old Oct 18th 2012, 8:37 pm
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Just find a good thai place, they'll sort you out.
There's a suspect looking Thai place up the road that looks like it should have "me love you long time" written on the front windows....
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Bodyworks - any branch. Reasonable too
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I would never go to a massage parlour, cause you don't know where their hand's been
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I would never go to a massage parlour, cause you don't know where their hand's been
What a pompous ass.
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I would never go to a massage parlour, cause you don't know where their hand's been
So you never shake hands with people either?
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