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Scamp Mar 14th 2013 11:17 am

Man Valentines Day
 
That's right, today is Steak and Blowjob day;

http://www.facebook.com/steakandblowjobday

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-cont...eakandbj1.jpeg

In the true spirit of the day....a little joke:

Q: How do you tell that you have a high sperm count?
A: She has to chew before she swallows

Blue Cat Mar 14th 2013 11:21 am

Re: Man Valentines Day
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10603192)
That's right, today is Steak and Blowjob day;

http://www.facebook.com/steakandblowjobday

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-cont...eakandbj1.jpeg

In the true spirit of the day....a little joke:

Q: How do you tell that you have a high sperm count?
A: She has to chew before she swallows

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Scamp Mar 14th 2013 11:24 am

Re: Man Valentines Day
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 10603204)
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Don't let your man down today BC.

Blue Cat Mar 14th 2013 11:25 am

Re: Man Valentines Day
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10603210)
Don't let your man down today BC.

I am well and truly off the hook we aren't even in the same continent!

Scamp Mar 14th 2013 11:27 am

Re: Man Valentines Day
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 10603212)
I am well and truly off the hook we aren't even in the same continent!

That's alright, my mrs doesn't feel too well today so pop round...8ish?
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

britexpat76 Mar 14th 2013 11:30 am

Re: Man Valentines Day
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10603214)
That's alright, my mrs doesn't feel too well today so pop round...8ish?
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Protein shake will do her good.

Blue Cat Mar 14th 2013 12:05 pm

Re: Man Valentines Day
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10603214)
That's alright, my mrs doesn't feel too well today so pop round...8ish?
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

not a chance in hell!

jam25mack Mar 14th 2013 12:43 pm

Re: Man Valentines Day
 
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He looks happy!


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