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Jun 8th 2009, 4:16 am

#31

MataHari

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Originally Posted by BangleMan

do i detect a hint of sarcasm dutchie ?

no...I was just laughing at you right in your face...
maybe you should locate the gym in that building of yours...

Jun 8th 2009, 4:18 am

#32

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Originally Posted by BangleMan

Need to raise a few quid a bit sharpish, so where can I advertise my 'escort services' to the women of Dubai ? Dubizzle ?

Also, need help with the advert.....any ideas of wording I should use ?

Cheers

I heard a rumour that classified section in expatriates.com is the place to advertise. I also heard another rumour that some of the pictures posted with ads arent even of the real people.

Good luck!

Jun 8th 2009, 4:19 am

#33

TGFKASE

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Originally Posted by BangleMan

Need to raise a few quid a bit sharpish, so where can I advertise my 'escort services' to the women of Dubai ? Dubizzle ?

Also, need help with the advert.....any ideas of wording I should use ?

Cheers

Thought you'd bought a Charger?????

Jun 8th 2009, 4:22 am

#34

MataHari

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE

Thought you'd bought a Charger?????

oh that's another thing...I can't pimp anyone driving a car with such a small engine...and a hole in the back where the other exhaust should have been...

Jun 8th 2009, 4:25 am

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Originally Posted by MataHari

oh that's another thing...I can't pimp anyone driving a car with such a small engine...and a hole in the back where the other exhaust should have been...

well the sort of people you could pimp BM to would only be interested in the hole at the back.

after all he was described as a DILF

Jun 8th 2009, 4:25 am

#36

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Originally Posted by MataHari

oh that's another thing...I can't pimp anyone driving a car with such a small engine...and a hole in the back where the other exhaust should have been...

Aye, AND he bought the cheap Charger.....

Jun 8th 2009, 4:26 am

#37

MataHari

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen

well the sort of people you could pimp BM to would only be interested in the hole at the back.

after all he was described as a DILF

it would certainly open up a wider market...

Jun 8th 2009, 4:27 am

#38

MataHari

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Aye, AND he bought the cheap Charger.....

there is that as well...I've even heard a rumour he's not got the remote starter...

Jun 8th 2009, 4:28 am

#39

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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there is that as well...I've even heard a rumour he's not got the remote starter...

Oh my GOD... the shame of it.....

Or the R/T stitching in the leather upholstery????

Jun 8th 2009, 4:29 am

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

Chargers are just poor man's Mustangs anyway!

Jun 8th 2009, 4:30 am

#41

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Chargers are just poor man's Mustangs anyway!

And your Mustang was the one with the big green stripes of envy on the inside, yeah?????

Jun 8th 2009, 4:31 am

#42

MataHari

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Oh my GOD... the shame of it.....

Or the R/T stitching in the leather upholstery????

what do you mean...leather

Jun 8th 2009, 4:32 am

#43

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Originally Posted by MataHari

what do you mean...leather

Didn't even know they came in cloth????? You think it was a special order, just for BM???

Jun 8th 2009, 4:33 am

#44

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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Didn't even know they came in cloth????? You think it was a special order, just for BM???

think so...although he might use that as a unique selling point...

Jun 8th 2009, 4:35 am

#45

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Re: Male Escort for Hire...

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think so...although he might use that as a unique selling point...

Maybe he's still waiting for the leopard-print seat covers with matching dice.....

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